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C'mmon guys it doesn't smell that bad!!  (Fart Quotes) Definitely not a fart  (Fart Quotes) When you feel a fart coming  (Fart Quotes) Poot. Dude! ‘scuse me  (Fart Quotes) It didn’t smell that bad guys  (Fart Quotes) Oops.. I pooted  (Fart Quotes) He is only one fart away from death  (Fart Quotes) He is only a fart away from death  (Fart Quotes) Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart  (Fart Quotes) There is nothing fiercer than a failed artist. The energy remains, but, having no outlet, it implodes in a great black fart of rage which smokes up all the inner windows of the soul  (Fart Quotes) I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat  (Fart Quotes)