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Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God; they don’t harbor resentment. I wanted to be a vet when I grew up Picture Quote #1

[Airline food] is the tiniest food I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything - has grill marks on each side, like somehow we’ll actually believe there’s an open-flame grill in the front of the plane Picture Quote #1

If you’re in a position where you can help other people, there is nothing better in life than helping other people. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Picture Quote #1

My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They’re people who are actually interesting and they’re doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people Picture Quote #1

The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don’t think it’s a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun Picture Quote #1

First of all, I don’t think they have to go that high. That is not necessary, to be that high in the air. I think they’re showing off, those pilots. I think we could just go really fast just a few feet off the ground. Just high enough to miss the animals Picture Quote #1

You had me at hello - Love Quotes

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes

All of my friends were seeing a therapist, and I thought something was wrong with me that I didn’t see a therapist. So I went to a therapist to find out why I wasn’t seeing a therapist. And it turns out I’m very screwed up. Thank God I found a therapist to tell me for $125 an hour Picture Quote #1

I’m probably the most honest person you’ll ever meet - to a fault, like, I-will-hurt-your-feelings honest. I’m sure if I lied about anything, it would have been silly, but I haven’t retained that information Picture Quote #1

The stand up, everything was accidental. I never grew up and was the class clown and had to get the attention. It was - it really is, I have a career despite myself Picture Quote #1

I believe one day a ‘ban on gay marriage’ will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us Picture Quote #1

I think furniture is art. I don’t think art is just for your walls - I think everything that someone has made is a piece of art Picture Quote #1

I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it at the time, I was suddenly like a Ferrari in neutral Picture Quote #1

A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes

When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes

So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius Picture Quote #1

The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny seatbelts on all the snakes Picture Quote #1

I have an amazing team; I have amazing producers; I have amazing writers, but at the end of it, it’s me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing Picture Quote #1

I’m not an activist; I don’t look for controversy. I’m not a political person, but I’m a person with compassion. I care passionately about equal rights. I care about human rights. I care about animal rights Picture Quote #1

If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that Picture Quote #1

If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world Picture Quote #1

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes

I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes

I hate having to do small talk. I’d rather talk about deep subjects. I’d rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter Picture Quote #1

People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant Picture Quote #1

Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I’d like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators Picture Quote #1

I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, I’m a human trying to make it through in this world Picture Quote #1

I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That’s real beauty to me Picture Quote #1

If we don’t want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we’re stuck with the revolting alternative of being judged by our actions Picture Quote #1

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes

I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion Picture Quote #1

I had everything I’d hoped for, but I wasn’t being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn’t like me for being... me Picture Quote #1

I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we’re all put on this planet for a purpose, and we all have a different purpose... When you connect with that love and that compassion, that’s when everything unfolds Picture Quote #1

People love gossip. It’s the biggest thing that keeps the entertainment industry going Picture Quote #1

I don’t know who had the bright idea of teaching pneumonia how to walk, but I’d like to find that dunderhead before he decides he wants to teach it how to drive Picture Quote #1

I won’t have a hard time being brutally honest. But I won’t be mean. You don’t have to be mean to be honest Picture Quote #1

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Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

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I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God; they don’t harbor resentment. I wanted to be a vet when I grew up (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) [Airline food] is the tiniest food I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything - has grill marks on each side, like somehow we’ll actually believe there’s an open-flame grill in the front of the plane (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) If you’re in a position where you can help other people, there is nothing better in life than helping other people. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They’re people who are actually interesting and they’re doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don’t think it’s a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) First of all, I don’t think they have to go that high. That is not necessary, to be that high in the air. I think they’re showing off, those pilots. I think we could just go really fast just a few feet off the ground. Just high enough to miss the animals (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) All of my friends were seeing a therapist, and I thought something was wrong with me that I didn’t see a therapist. So I went to a therapist to find out why I wasn’t seeing a therapist. And it turns out I’m very screwed up. Thank God I found a therapist to tell me for $125 an hour (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I’m probably the most honest person you’ll ever meet - to a fault, like, I-will-hurt-your-feelings honest. I’m sure if I lied about anything, it would have been silly, but I haven’t retained that information (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) The stand up, everything was accidental. I never grew up and was the class clown and had to get the attention. It was - it really is, I have a career despite myself (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I believe one day a ‘ban on gay marriage’ will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I think furniture is art. I don’t think art is just for your walls - I think everything that someone has made is a piece of art (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it at the time, I was suddenly like a Ferrari in neutral (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny seatbelts on all the snakes (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I have an amazing team; I have amazing producers; I have amazing writers, but at the end of it, it’s me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I’m not an activist; I don’t look for controversy. I’m not a political person, but I’m a person with compassion. I care passionately about equal rights. I care about human rights. I care about animal rights. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I hate having to do small talk. I’d rather talk about deep subjects. I’d rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I’d like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, I’m a human trying to make it through in this world. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That’s real beauty to me. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) If we don’t want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we’re stuck with the revolting alternative of being judged by our actions. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I had everything I’d hoped for, but I wasn’t being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn’t like me for being... me. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we’re all put on this planet for a purpose, and we all have a different purpose... When you connect with that love and that compassion, that’s when everything unfolds. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) People love gossip. It’s the biggest thing that keeps the entertainment industry going. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I don’t know who had the bright idea of teaching pneumonia how to walk, but I’d like to find that dunderhead before he decides he wants to teach it how to drive. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I won’t have a hard time being brutally honest. But I won’t be mean. You don’t have to be mean to be honest. (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)

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