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Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity Picture Quote #1

Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they'll, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with Picture Quote #1

You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful Picture Quote #1

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings Picture Quote #1

If we don't want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we're stuck with the revolting alternative of being judged by our actions, by what we do Picture Quote #1

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days Picture Quote #1

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It is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it’s just isn’t fair Picture Quote #1

When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer Picture Quote #1

Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you Picture Quote #1

So let that be a lesson, kids who get an F in math. Ellen says you're doing the right thing. You're welcome, parents Picture Quote #1

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source Picture Quote #1

If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. And then curtsy. No, don't curtsy. That might be too weird. Bow. And tip your imaginary hat. That'll show them Picture Quote #1

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I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon Picture Quote #1

I get home at the end of the day and I don’t want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats Picture Quote #1

True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others Picture Quote #1

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I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they'll, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) If we don't want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we're stuck with the revolting alternative of being judged by our actions, by what we do (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) It is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it’s just isn’t fair (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) So let that be a lesson, kids who get an F in math. Ellen says you're doing the right thing. You're welcome, parents (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. And then curtsy. No, don't curtsy. That might be too weird. Bow. And tip your imaginary hat. That'll show them (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) I get home at the end of the day and I don’t want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes) Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others (Ellen DeGeneres Quotes)

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