Craig Ferguson Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Love Quotes
Life Quotes
Funny Quotes
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Text Quotes
It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew? (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Great, as long as you’re happy (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I’m careful with money (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I’m not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
He’s quiet as well, especially if you stalk him (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Get well soon, castro. Actually, no, don’t; die, you bastard! (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Excuse me for just a second. Shut up! (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Please state your name for the camera (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Another innocent victim of my pointless rage (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I can’t live by your rules, man! (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Who’s that at the door?! (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I’m looking forward to your letters (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
... I used to dance under that name (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
... Best night of my life (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
By the way, _____ was a name I used to dance under (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my filthy pigeons (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my naughty monkeys (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my naughty penguins (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my frisky badgers (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back to the big show where (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Between safety and adventure I choose adventure (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
There’s just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what’s actually, physically, going on (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Even though it’s warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
The first day of spring is known as the vernal equinox. The equinox is special. It only happens twice a year, like a good night in ratings for NBC (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Every year there’s a jury at the Cannes Film Festival. Getting on the jury is very competitive in France. Not because the French love cinema, but because they love to judge (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I hated the summer jobs I had when I was a teenager. They were so mundane and repetitious, they deadened my soul. On the bright side, it was good training for this job (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Here in Los Angeles, school’s out for summer. For thousands of school kids, this is the first week of summer vacation. And for thousands of parents, it’s the first week of hell (Craig Ferguson Quotes)