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Craig Ferguson Quotes

Between safety and adventure I choose adventure Picture Quote #1

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying Picture Quote #1

Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims Picture Quote #1

If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you’re bullet-proof Picture Quote #1

I wanted to be a rock star Picture Quote #1

It’s a book. It’s mine. And it’s done Picture Quote #1

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If you don’t vote, you’re a moron Picture Quote #1

I’m always a bit shy around evil people Picture Quote #1

You gotta laugh because if you didn’t you’d cry Picture Quote #1

Laughter separates us from despair, and gives us a chance at love Picture Quote #1

Stand by your bed and salute me Picture Quote #1

Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn’t it? Picture Quote #1

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I don’t know how to add things to my own wikipedia page Picture Quote #1

Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say Picture Quote #1

My pilot’s license. I’m proud of that Picture Quote #1

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians Picture Quote #1

114 isn’t as old as it used to be they say its the new 104 Picture Quote #1

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think Picture Quote #1

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Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party Picture Quote #1

The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight Picture Quote #1

After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock Picture Quote #1

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew? Picture Quote #1

I aim to please. I’m nothing if not a vaudevillian Picture Quote #1

If you can’t trust, you can’t be trustworthy Picture Quote #1

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Whoever I had become had to die Picture Quote #1

Great, as long as you’re happy Picture Quote #1

I realized women and humor were linked very closely Picture Quote #1

Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me Picture Quote #1

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I’m lost Picture Quote #1

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in Picture Quote #1

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Between safety and adventure I choose adventure (Craig Ferguson Quotes) With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims. (Craig Ferguson Quotes) If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you’re bullet-proof (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I wanted to be a rock star (Craig Ferguson Quotes) It’s a book. It’s mine. And it’s done (Craig Ferguson Quotes) If you don’t vote, you’re a moron (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I’m always a bit shy around evil people (Craig Ferguson Quotes) You gotta laugh because if you didn’t you’d cry (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Laughter separates us from despair, and gives us a chance at love (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Stand by your bed and salute me (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn’t it? (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I don’t know how to add things to my own wikipedia page (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say (Craig Ferguson Quotes) My pilot’s license. I’m proud of that (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians (Craig Ferguson Quotes) 114 isn’t as old as it used to be they say its the new 104 (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party (Craig Ferguson Quotes) The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight (Craig Ferguson Quotes) After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock (Craig Ferguson Quotes) It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew? (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I aim to please. I’m nothing if not a vaudevillian (Craig Ferguson Quotes) If you can’t trust, you can’t be trustworthy (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Whoever I had become had to die (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Great, as long as you’re happy (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I realized women and humor were linked very closely (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I’m lost (Craig Ferguson Quotes) If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in (Craig Ferguson Quotes)

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