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Craig Ferguson Quotes
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Fat is where comedy is stored (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I’m always a bit shy around evil people... (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
My pilot’s license. I’m proud of that. (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Time is only linear for engineers and referees (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Always laugh second (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I’m looking forward to your letters (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Who’s that at the door?! (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
... I used to dance under that name (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
... Best night of my life (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
By the way, _____ was a name I used to dance under (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my filthy pigeons (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my naughty monkeys (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my naughty penguins (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my frisky badgers (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back to the big show where (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Between safety and adventure I choose adventure (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims. (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I can’t live by your rules, man! (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Another innocent victim of my pointless rage (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Please state your name for the camera (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Excuse me for just a second. Shut up! (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I’m careful with money (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Great, as long as you’re happy (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Whoever I had become had to die (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I wanted to be a rock star (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
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