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Cooking Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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Together is my favorite place to be
Having you in my life made everything better
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini






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Text Quotes
A woman who can't cook is as useless as a man who can't fix things. (Cooking Quotes)
Hunger is a good cook (Cooking Quotes)
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach (Cooking Quotes)
The best way to execute French cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken (Cooking Quotes)
Next it says add catnip. You sure? Yep, that's what it says (Cooking Quotes)
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it (Cooking Quotes)
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food (Cooking Quotes)
Too many cooks spoil the broth (Cooking Quotes)
Mom got her first windowed oven (Cooking Quotes)
Dear microwave, please tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? (Cooking Quotes)
With enough butter anything is good (Cooking Quotes)
The beef is so undercooked that it's starting to eat the salad (Cooking Quotes)
No.. you make me a sandwich (Cooking Quotes)
Wait until the brownies are completely cool (Cooking Quotes)
The chef does everything but cook - that’s what wives are for! (Cooking Quotes)
This is probably the saddest cookbook ever written. Microwave cooking for 1 (Cooking Quotes)