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Cookie Quotes

Children ask better questions than adults. May I have a cookie? Why is the sky blue? And What does a cow say? Are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than Where's your manuscript? Why haven't you called? And Who's your lawyer? Picture Quote #1

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff Picture Quote #1

Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie because no one [expletive] wants them there Picture Quote #1

I’ve never felt like I was in the cookie business. I’ve always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience Picture Quote #1

If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop Picture Quote #1

Don’t expect too much from yourself. What I like to do when I have a day off is make various cookie doughs and freeze them. Then I always have that on hand if I need it Picture Quote #1

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Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it Picture Quote #1

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter Picture Quote #1

I have a bad sweet tooth. I’m pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough Picture Quote #1

A world without right or wrong was a world that did not want itself, anything other than itself, or anything not those two things, but that still wanted something. A world without right or wrong invited you over, complained about you, and gave you cookies. Don’t leave, it said, and gave you a vegan cookie. It avoided eye contact, but touched your knee sometimes. It was the world without right or wrong. It didn’t have any meaning. It just wanted a little meaning Picture Quote #1

Racism should never have happened and so you don’t get a cookie for reducing it Picture Quote #1

Peace means no one is worried about anyone else’s cookie... in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have Picture Quote #1

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You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can’t be miserable while you are eating a cookie Picture Quote #1

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me Picture Quote #1

Cry to God. If you do that just for a couple minutes with your whole being, just like a child who so badly wants a cookie. You will break through the barrier of the mind Picture Quote #1

Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that’s a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don’t make those investments Picture Quote #1

In a cookie factory, different cookies are baked in the shape of animals, cars, people, and airplanes. They all have different names and forms, but they are all made from the same dough, and they all taste the same Picture Quote #1

I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond. I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem! Picture Quote #1

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Eating mindfully is a most important practice of meditation. We can eat in a way that we restore the cookie of our childhood. The present moment is filled with joy and happiness. If you are attentive, you will see it Picture Quote #1

To me there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful Picture Quote #1

Happiness isn’t a fortune in a cookie. It’s deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that Picture Quote #1

People have got to learn: if they don’t have cookies in the cookie jar, they can’t eat cookies Picture Quote #1

Honey, a man can’t keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn’t done Picture Quote #1

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila, maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it Picture Quote #1

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Everything is exactly as it is for a reason. The crumb on your table is no mystical reminder of this morning’s cookie, it is there because you have chosen not to remove it. No exceptions Picture Quote #1

I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world’s greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance Picture Quote #1

Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you Picture Quote #1

A lot of producers cookie cut movies one after another, but I’ll be a little more careful, and have the opportunity to be, because I have the acting career to subsidize the producing Picture Quote #1

There’s an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies Picture Quote #1

They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie Picture Quote #1

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Children ask better questions than adults. May I have a cookie? Why is the sky blue? And What does a cow say? Are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than Where's your manuscript? Why haven't you called? And Who's your lawyer? (Cookie Quotes) I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff (Cookie Quotes) Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie because no one [expletive] wants them there (Cookie Quotes) I’ve never felt like I was in the cookie business. I’ve always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience (Cookie Quotes) If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop (Cookie Quotes) Don’t expect too much from yourself. What I like to do when I have a day off is make various cookie doughs and freeze them. Then I always have that on hand if I need it (Cookie Quotes) Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it (Cookie Quotes) Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter (Cookie Quotes) I have a bad sweet tooth. I’m pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough (Cookie Quotes) A world without right or wrong was a world that did not want itself, anything other than itself, or anything not those two things, but that still wanted something. A world without right or wrong invited you over, complained about you, and gave you cookies. Don’t leave, it said, and gave you a vegan cookie. It avoided eye contact, but touched your knee sometimes. It was the world without right or wrong. It didn’t have any meaning. It just wanted a little meaning (Cookie Quotes) Racism should never have happened and so you don’t get a cookie for reducing it (Cookie Quotes) Peace means no one is worried about anyone else’s cookie... in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have (Cookie Quotes) You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can’t be miserable while you are eating a cookie (Cookie Quotes) You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me (Cookie Quotes) Cry to God. If you do that just for a couple minutes with your whole being, just like a child who so badly wants a cookie. You will break through the barrier of the mind (Cookie Quotes) Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that’s a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don’t make those investments (Cookie Quotes) In a cookie factory, different cookies are baked in the shape of animals, cars, people, and airplanes. They all have different names and forms, but they are all made from the same dough, and they all taste the same (Cookie Quotes) I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond. I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem! (Cookie Quotes) Eating mindfully is a most important practice of meditation. We can eat in a way that we restore the cookie of our childhood. The present moment is filled with joy and happiness. If you are attentive, you will see it (Cookie Quotes) To me there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful (Cookie Quotes) Happiness isn’t a fortune in a cookie. It’s deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that (Cookie Quotes) People have got to learn: if they don’t have cookies in the cookie jar, they can’t eat cookies (Cookie Quotes) Honey, a man can’t keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn’t done (Cookie Quotes) Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila, maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it (Cookie Quotes) Everything is exactly as it is for a reason. The crumb on your table is no mystical reminder of this morning’s cookie, it is there because you have chosen not to remove it. No exceptions (Cookie Quotes) I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world’s greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance (Cookie Quotes) Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you (Cookie Quotes) A lot of producers cookie cut movies one after another, but I’ll be a little more careful, and have the opportunity to be, because I have the acting career to subsidize the producing (Cookie Quotes) There’s an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies (Cookie Quotes) They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie (Cookie Quotes)

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