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I don’t see my artist friends as any more neurotic or addiction-prone than the others. The roommates I have had who were into triathlons or environmentalism were just as crazy as the poets, just as prone to tears over gardening or air conditioners, just as ready to kite a cheque or binge on cookie dough Picture Quote #1

People have got to learn: if they don’t have cookies in the cookie jar, they can’t eat cookies Picture Quote #1

Honey, a man can’t keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn’t done Picture Quote #1

There’s a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar And both were out of reach Picture Quote #1

He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith and Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you, Ranger said. I found it in the cookie jar. Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar. Name one. Rockford. Ranger grinned. I stand corrected Picture Quote #1

Some people think African states cannot be trusted with the cookie jar. But there are absolutely good NGOs who have this feeling of human solidarity and who also recognize that their work can only be supplementary to the government Picture Quote #1

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I do my best to stay away from dairy, especially ice cream. I’ve become a cookie monster whenever I want to mess around and eat something cheap Picture Quote #1

Personally, I love the cookie monster grunts. I like how they alienate listeners. We sound the way we sound. We’re individuals. We don’t all like the same music. Everybody contributes their own influences, style, and history Picture Quote #1

Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear God, the cookie was poisoned Picture Quote #1

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls Picture Quote #1

There’s an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies Picture Quote #1

Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers Picture Quote #1

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Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, Soon you’ll be finished with dinner Picture Quote #1

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy’s cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks Picture Quote #1

To me there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful Picture Quote #1

Happiness isn’t a fortune in a cookie. It’s deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that Picture Quote #1

I have a horrible sweet tooth. It’s gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn’t I take it out and eat it? Picture Quote #1

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ‘til you both get your cookie Picture Quote #1

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I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, I’m mailing those cookies to my friend. So I couldn’t have one. You shouldn’t make cookies untouchable Picture Quote #1

The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn’t really a liar after all. He simply can’t control his impulses. He then convinces himself of a new truth and, eager for your approval, reports the version that he knows will make you happy Picture Quote #1

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I don’t see my artist friends as any more neurotic or addiction-prone than the others. The roommates I have had who were into triathlons or environmentalism were just as crazy as the poets, just as prone to tears over gardening or air conditioners, just as ready to kite a cheque or binge on cookie dough. (Cookie Quotes) People have got to learn: if they don’t have cookies in the cookie jar, they can’t eat cookies. (Cookie Quotes) Honey, a man can’t keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn’t done. (Cookie Quotes) There’s a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar And both were out of reach (Cookie Quotes) He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith and Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you, Ranger said. I found it in the cookie jar. Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar. Name one. Rockford. Ranger grinned. I stand corrected. (Cookie Quotes) Some people think African states cannot be trusted with the cookie jar. But there are absolutely good NGOs who have this feeling of human solidarity and who also recognize that their work can only be supplementary to the government. (Cookie Quotes) I do my best to stay away from dairy, especially ice cream. I’ve become a cookie monster whenever I want to mess around and eat something cheap. (Cookie Quotes) Personally, I love the cookie monster grunts. I like how they alienate listeners. We sound the way we sound. We’re individuals. We don’t all like the same music. Everybody contributes their own influences, style, and history. (Cookie Quotes) Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear God, the cookie was poisoned. (Cookie Quotes) It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. (Cookie Quotes) There’s an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies. (Cookie Quotes) Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.. (Cookie Quotes) Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, Soon you’ll be finished with dinner. (Cookie Quotes) Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy’s cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks. (Cookie Quotes) To me there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful. (Cookie Quotes) Happiness isn’t a fortune in a cookie. It’s deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that. (Cookie Quotes) I have a horrible sweet tooth. It’s gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn’t I take it out and eat it? (Cookie Quotes) Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ‘til you both get your cookie. (Cookie Quotes) I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, I’m mailing those cookies to my friend. So I couldn’t have one. You shouldn’t make cookies untouchable. (Cookie Quotes) The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn’t really a liar after all. He simply can’t control his impulses. He then convinces himself of a new truth and, eager for your approval, reports the version that he knows will make you happy. (Cookie Quotes)

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