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Chris Rock Quotes

Money is the best lotion in the world Picture Quote #1

America is the greatest country in the whole world Picture Quote #1

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time Picture Quote #1

Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing Picture Quote #1

The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh Picture Quote #1

If you’re the president you only have two jobs: peace and money Picture Quote #1

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Men are only as unfaithful as their options Picture Quote #1

My movies are okay, but they’re not my specials Picture Quote #1

Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world Picture Quote #1

Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know? Picture Quote #1

A man is only as faithful as his options Picture Quote #1

That’s a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day! Picture Quote #1

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I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy Picture Quote #1

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else Picture Quote #1

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me Picture Quote #1

You can only offend me if you mean something to me Picture Quote #1

Anything you can suck at should make you nervous Picture Quote #1

You don’t need a critic to tell you people aren’t laughing Picture Quote #1

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If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner Picture Quote #1

I think my best work is when I’m kind of in charge Picture Quote #1

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer Picture Quote #1

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy Picture Quote #1

I live way below my means Picture Quote #1

I do what I can do when I can do it Picture Quote #1

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I love being famous. It's almost like being white Picture Quote #1

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian Picture Quote #1

Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones Picture Quote #1

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on Picture Quote #1

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man Picture Quote #1

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot Picture Quote #1

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Money is the best lotion in the world (Chris Rock Quotes) America is the greatest country in the whole world (Chris Rock Quotes) Men lie the most. Men lie all the time (Chris Rock Quotes) Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing (Chris Rock Quotes) The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh (Chris Rock Quotes) If you’re the president you only have two jobs: peace and money (Chris Rock Quotes) Men are only as unfaithful as their options (Chris Rock Quotes) My movies are okay, but they’re not my specials (Chris Rock Quotes) Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world (Chris Rock Quotes) Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know? (Chris Rock Quotes) A man is only as faithful as his options (Chris Rock Quotes) That’s a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day! (Chris Rock Quotes) I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. (Chris Rock Quotes) Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else (Chris Rock Quotes) Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me (Chris Rock Quotes) You can only offend me if you mean something to me (Chris Rock Quotes) Anything you can suck at should make you nervous (Chris Rock Quotes) You don’t need a critic to tell you people aren’t laughing (Chris Rock Quotes) If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner (Chris Rock Quotes) I think my best work is when I’m kind of in charge (Chris Rock Quotes) By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer (Chris Rock Quotes) Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy (Chris Rock Quotes) I live way below my means (Chris Rock Quotes) I do what I can do when I can do it (Chris Rock Quotes) I love being famous. It's almost like being white (Chris Rock Quotes) I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian (Chris Rock Quotes) Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones (Chris Rock Quotes) Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on (Chris Rock Quotes) School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man (Chris Rock Quotes) I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot (Chris Rock Quotes)

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