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Chris Rock Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
You had me at hello
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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You don’t pay taxes - they take taxes (Chris Rock Quotes)
Pretty girls have problems too (Chris Rock Quotes)
I like Chris Rock. He’s dangerous (Chris Rock Quotes)
Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know? (Chris Rock Quotes)
I think my best work is when I’m kind of in charge (Chris Rock Quotes)
I don’t need a president with a bucket list! (Chris Rock Quotes)
If I find a comedy club where no one’s camera works, I’ll go (Chris Rock Quotes)
Chris Rock is a very funny man (Chris Rock Quotes)
I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time (Chris Rock Quotes)
Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx (Chris Rock Quotes)
For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business (Chris Rock Quotes)
I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws (Chris Rock Quotes)
America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach (Chris Rock Quotes)
Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it’s a privilege (Chris Rock Quotes)
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage (Chris Rock Quotes)
I have my own demons and dark moods. It’s weird. (Chris Rock Quotes)
If you’re the president you only have two jobs: peace and money (Chris Rock Quotes)
Men are only as unfaithful as their options (Chris Rock Quotes)
My movies are okay, but they’re not my specials (Chris Rock Quotes)
Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know? (Chris Rock Quotes)
A man is only as faithful as his options (Chris Rock Quotes)
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else (Chris Rock Quotes)
You can only offend me if you mean something to me (Chris Rock Quotes)
Anything you can suck at should make you nervous (Chris Rock Quotes)
You don’t need a critic to tell you people aren’t laughing (Chris Rock Quotes)
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner (Chris Rock Quotes)
I think my best work is when I’m kind of in charge (Chris Rock Quotes)