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Carrot Top Quotes

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
Don't look back you're not going that way
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Together is my favorite place to be
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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Having you in my life made everything better
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I think Carrot Top is hilarious  (Carrot Top Quotes) People do give me a hard time about my hair because it’s orange and it’s big  (Carrot Top Quotes) I’d love to be animated. I’ve always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny  (Carrot Top Quotes) Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn’t that suck?  (Carrot Top Quotes) I don’t want to be known just as ‘Carrot Top.’ I don’t always want to be this crazy, goofy guy  (Carrot Top Quotes) I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that’s probably my biggest vice  (Carrot Top Quotes) Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, ‘No, because I’m afraid it wouldn’t look good and wouldn’t come back curly.’  (Carrot Top Quotes) I have a home in Orlando. That’s kind of my default ‘getaway’ city  (Carrot Top Quotes) I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That’s the path I’d like to follow  (Carrot Top Quotes) I’ve got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It’s love-hate; it’s sexy, but not sexy. So it’s either you get it or you don’t  (Carrot Top Quotes) As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you’d laugh  (Carrot Top Quotes) It’s weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends  (Carrot Top Quotes) In movies, you don’t get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it’s good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you’re done with a scene, you’re left asking, ‘Was that funny?’  (Carrot Top Quotes) It’s our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people  (Carrot Top Quotes) I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive  (Carrot Top Quotes) Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.  (Carrot Top Quotes) But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they’re part of the same ilk.  (Carrot Top Quotes) I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.  (Carrot Top Quotes) What they call ‘alt-comedy’ now is basically what comedy was like in the 80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types.  (Carrot Top Quotes) I once died my hair blonde, and it looked like an orangey-red carrot top. It was the 80s, and I was trying to look like George Michael. At the time, the ladies loved it, and I loved it too!  (Carrot Top Quotes) I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn’t very funny  (Carrot Top Quotes) I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. ‘Where did you get it?’ ‘I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can’t even watch their sign?’  (Carrot Top Quotes) I’ve always believed that it’s important to give something back to the world and community  (Carrot Top Quotes) I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can’t cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.  (Carrot Top Quotes) Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.  (Carrot Top Quotes) My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook  (Carrot Top Quotes) Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me  (Carrot Top Quotes) I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards  (Carrot Top Quotes) There’s nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans  (Carrot Top Quotes) It’s our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people  (Carrot Top Quotes)
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