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Bob Hope Quotes
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When you get over 95, every day is your day (Bob Hope Quotes)
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I’ll do it (Bob Hope Quotes)
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast (Bob Hope Quotes)
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued (Bob Hope Quotes)
Your ignorance cramps my conversation (Bob Hope Quotes)
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one (Bob Hope Quotes)
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers (Bob Hope Quotes)
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage. (Bob Hope Quotes)
I’ll be like Bob Hope, touring when I’m 100 (Bob Hope Quotes)
I wanted to meet Bob Hope, and I got to know him pretty well (Bob Hope Quotes)
I’m from Los Angeles... I don’t trust any air I can’t see. (Bob Hope Quotes)
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six (Bob Hope Quotes)
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage (Bob Hope Quotes)
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career (Bob Hope Quotes)
Please don’t stand up on my account (Bob Hope Quotes)
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing (Bob Hope Quotes)
Lots of travel, away from home (Bob Hope Quotes)
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy (Bob Hope Quotes)
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing! (Bob Hope Quotes)
Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole (Bob Hope Quotes)
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them (Bob Hope Quotes)
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends. (Bob Hope Quotes)
I can still chase women, only downhill (Bob Hope Quotes)
It gave dirty politics a bad name (Bob Hope Quotes)
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough (Bob Hope Quotes)
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake. (Bob Hope Quotes)
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes (Bob Hope Quotes)
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it’s off the tee (Bob Hope Quotes)
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters (Bob Hope Quotes)
I have too much money invested in sweaters (Bob Hope Quotes)
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