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Bob Hope Quotes

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I’ll do it Picture Quote #1

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast Picture Quote #1

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued Picture Quote #1

Your ignorance cramps my conversation Picture Quote #1

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one Picture Quote #1

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers Picture Quote #1

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes

I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage Picture Quote #1

I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type Picture Quote #1

I’ll be like Bob Hope, touring when I’m 100 Picture Quote #1

I wanted to meet Bob Hope, and I got to know him pretty well Picture Quote #1

I’m from Los Angeles... I don’t trust any air I can’t see Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun? Picture Quote #1

A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes

Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it Picture Quote #1

When you get over 95, every day is your day Picture Quote #1

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake Picture Quote #1

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy Picture Quote #1

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake Picture Quote #1

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong Picture Quote #1

If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes

I have too much money invested in sweaters Picture Quote #1

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to be rich to have a swing like that Picture Quote #1

That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score Picture Quote #1

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live Picture Quote #1

If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right Picture Quote #1

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes

I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters Picture Quote #1

I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type Picture Quote #1

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150 Picture Quote #1

I tell jokes to pay my green fees Picture Quote #1

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time Picture Quote #1

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green Picture Quote #1

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Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Text Quotes

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I’ll do it (Bob Hope Quotes) The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast (Bob Hope Quotes) Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued (Bob Hope Quotes) Your ignorance cramps my conversation (Bob Hope Quotes) Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one (Bob Hope Quotes) Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers (Bob Hope Quotes) I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage. (Bob Hope Quotes) I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type (Bob Hope Quotes) I’ll be like Bob Hope, touring when I’m 100 (Bob Hope Quotes) I wanted to meet Bob Hope, and I got to know him pretty well (Bob Hope Quotes) I’m from Los Angeles... I don’t trust any air I can’t see. (Bob Hope Quotes) Isn’t it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun? (Bob Hope Quotes) If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it (Bob Hope Quotes) When you get over 95, every day is your day (Bob Hope Quotes) You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake (Bob Hope Quotes) People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy (Bob Hope Quotes) You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake (Bob Hope Quotes) Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong (Bob Hope Quotes) I have too much money invested in sweaters (Bob Hope Quotes) You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it (Bob Hope Quotes) You’ve got to be rich to have a swing like that (Bob Hope Quotes) That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score (Bob Hope Quotes) A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live (Bob Hope Quotes) If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right (Bob Hope Quotes) I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters (Bob Hope Quotes) I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type (Bob Hope Quotes) He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150 (Bob Hope Quotes) I tell jokes to pay my green fees (Bob Hope Quotes) The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time (Bob Hope Quotes) For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green (Bob Hope Quotes)

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