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Bill Maher Quotes

Men are only as loyal as their options Picture Quote #1

Religion is bad, drugs are good Picture Quote #1

Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts Picture Quote #1

I think religion is a neurological disorder Picture Quote #1

When I was 5-years-old, I knew who Khrushchev was Picture Quote #1

Whatever good religion has done, it has come at a terrible price Picture Quote #1

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False hope really makes you cynical Picture Quote #1

Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance Picture Quote #1

Religion is insanity by consensus Picture Quote #1

Religion is detrimental to the progress of society Picture Quote #1

When we make mistakes they call it evil Picture Quote #1

You are what you do. It’s about actions Picture Quote #1

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New rule: Tulips aren’t flowers. They’re some kind of gay onion Picture Quote #1

Greed can overtake smart Picture Quote #1

Stupidity is not another form of knowledge Picture Quote #1

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash Picture Quote #1

A flu shot is the worst thing you can do Picture Quote #1

A flu shot just compromises your immune system Picture Quote #1

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Disneyland’s a mess. And it’s not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono Picture Quote #1

Obama is huge in the polls these days. His popularity is soaring. Even conservatives are coming around. 30 percent of them now believe Obama deserves a Green Card Picture Quote #1

Newt Gingrich...is absolutely for bombing Iran and for lowering gas prices. And I’ve just to say, you can’t be for both. They are diametrically opposed Picture Quote #1

I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected Picture Quote #1

If you think you have it tough, read history books Picture Quote #1

It’s all been satirized for your protection Picture Quote #1

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Death is nature’s way of killing you Picture Quote #1

Germs do not have a political party Picture Quote #1

We’re all gonna be gay if we get health care! Picture Quote #1

The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight Picture Quote #1

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need Picture Quote #1

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again Picture Quote #1

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Men are only as loyal as their options (Bill Maher Quotes) Religion is bad, drugs are good (Bill Maher Quotes) Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts (Bill Maher Quotes) I think religion is a neurological disorder (Bill Maher Quotes) When I was 5-years-old, I knew who Khrushchev was (Bill Maher Quotes) Whatever good religion has done, it has come at a terrible price (Bill Maher Quotes) False hope really makes you cynical (Bill Maher Quotes) Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance (Bill Maher Quotes) Religion is insanity by consensus (Bill Maher Quotes) Religion is detrimental to the progress of society (Bill Maher Quotes) When we make mistakes they call it evil (Bill Maher Quotes) You are what you do. It’s about actions (Bill Maher Quotes) New rule: Tulips aren’t flowers. They’re some kind of gay onion (Bill Maher Quotes) Greed can overtake smart (Bill Maher Quotes) Stupidity is not another form of knowledge (Bill Maher Quotes) You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash (Bill Maher Quotes) A flu shot is the worst thing you can do (Bill Maher Quotes) A flu shot just compromises your immune system (Bill Maher Quotes) Disneyland’s a mess. And it’s not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono (Bill Maher Quotes) Obama is huge in the polls these days. His popularity is soaring. Even conservatives are coming around. 30 percent of them now believe Obama deserves a Green Card. (Bill Maher Quotes) Newt Gingrich...is absolutely for bombing Iran and for lowering gas prices. And I’ve just to say, you can’t be for both. They are diametrically opposed. (Bill Maher Quotes) I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected (Bill Maher Quotes) If you think you have it tough, read history books (Bill Maher Quotes) It’s all been satirized for your protection (Bill Maher Quotes) Death is nature’s way of killing you (Bill Maher Quotes) Germs do not have a political party (Bill Maher Quotes) We’re all gonna be gay if we get health care! (Bill Maher Quotes) The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight (Bill Maher Quotes) Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need (Bill Maher Quotes) I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again (Bill Maher Quotes)

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