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Bill Maher Quotes

I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is Picture Quote #1

Newt Gingrich...is absolutely for bombing Iran and for lowering gas prices. And I’ve just to say, you can’t be for both. They are diametrically opposed Picture Quote #1

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need Picture Quote #1

Just like in the workplace, women who are good workers are the best workers Picture Quote #1

Kids. They’re not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex Picture Quote #1

Death is nature’s way of killing you Picture Quote #1

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If you think you have it tough, read history books Picture Quote #1

It’s all been satirized for your protection Picture Quote #1

This is my question for conservatives: don’t you want to live, too? Picture Quote #1

I’m a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist Picture Quote #1

Recognition is one of the three big elements of comedy Picture Quote #1

New rule: Tulips aren’t flowers. They’re some kind of gay onion Picture Quote #1

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Germs do not have a political party Picture Quote #1

I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected Picture Quote #1

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash Picture Quote #1

We’re all gonna be gay if we get health care! Picture Quote #1

You are what you do. It’s about actions Picture Quote #1

Religion is insanity by consensus Picture Quote #1

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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live Picture Quote #1

Religion is detrimental to the progress of society Picture Quote #1

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position Picture Quote #1

When we make mistakes they call it evil Picture Quote #1

Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance Picture Quote #1

The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight Picture Quote #1

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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities Picture Quote #1

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity Picture Quote #1

Suicide is man's way of telling God,

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease Picture Quote #1

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again Picture Quote #1

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need Picture Quote #1

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I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is (Bill Maher Quotes) Newt Gingrich...is absolutely for bombing Iran and for lowering gas prices. And I’ve just to say, you can’t be for both. They are diametrically opposed. (Bill Maher Quotes) Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need (Bill Maher Quotes) Just like in the workplace, women who are good workers are the best workers (Bill Maher Quotes) Kids. They’re not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex. (Bill Maher Quotes) Death is nature’s way of killing you (Bill Maher Quotes) If you think you have it tough, read history books (Bill Maher Quotes) It’s all been satirized for your protection (Bill Maher Quotes) This is my question for conservatives: don’t you want to live, too? (Bill Maher Quotes) I’m a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist (Bill Maher Quotes) Recognition is one of the three big elements of comedy (Bill Maher Quotes) New rule: Tulips aren’t flowers. They’re some kind of gay onion (Bill Maher Quotes) Germs do not have a political party (Bill Maher Quotes) I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected (Bill Maher Quotes) You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash (Bill Maher Quotes) We’re all gonna be gay if we get health care! (Bill Maher Quotes) You are what you do. It’s about actions (Bill Maher Quotes) Religion is insanity by consensus (Bill Maher Quotes) The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live (Bill Maher Quotes) Religion is detrimental to the progress of society (Bill Maher Quotes) Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position (Bill Maher Quotes) When we make mistakes they call it evil (Bill Maher Quotes) Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance (Bill Maher Quotes) The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight (Bill Maher Quotes) We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities (Bill Maher Quotes) To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity (Bill Maher Quotes) Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit." (Bill Maher Quotes) Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease (Bill Maher Quotes) I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again (Bill Maher Quotes) Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need (Bill Maher Quotes)

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