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Amy Poehler Quotes

Be easy on yourself. Have fun. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it Picture Quote #1

President Bush threw out the first pitch Monday at Cincinnati’s great American ball park. 18 Iraqis were killed Picture Quote #1

Because of various security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the offices of the Department of Homeland Security. The investigation will be conducted by the Department of Irony Picture Quote #1

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center Picture Quote #1

In the wake of newly-alleged prisoner abuse this week, Senator John McCain said that continued mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners is hurting the nation’s image. Also hurting the nation’s image: letting people drown when it rains Picture Quote #1

Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she’s amazing in it Picture Quote #1

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Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around Picture Quote #1

Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television Picture Quote #1

Your ability to navigate and tolerate change and its painful uncomfortablene ss directly correlates to your happiness and general well-being. See what I just did there? I saved you thousands of dollars on self-help books. If you can surf your life rather than plant your feet, you will be happier Picture Quote #1

Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It’s expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end Picture Quote #1

It likes it when you don’t depend on it. It will reward you every time you don’t act needy. It will chase you if you act like other things (passion, friendship, family, longevity) are more important to you. If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else Picture Quote #1

Believe me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I could have had sex with both Tony Bennett and John McCain if we weren’t each happily married at the time we all met Picture Quote #1

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Creativity is connected to your passion, that light inside you that drives you. That joy that comes when you do something you love. That small voice that tells you, ‘I like this. Do this again. You are good at it. Keep going.’ That is the juicy stuff that lubricates our lives and helps us feel less alone in the world Picture Quote #1

I’ve grown tired of smoke and mirrors. I yearn for the clean, well-lighted place Picture Quote #1

My phone is trying to kill me. It is a battery-charged rectangle of disappointment and possibility. It is a technological pacifier Picture Quote #1

When your children arrive, the best you can hope for is that they break open everything about you. Your mind floods with oxygen. Your heart becomes a room with wide-open windows. You laugh hard every day Picture Quote #1

I also love being able to do something that kids and families can enjoy because I have two children of my own and I want them to grow up watching all the fabulous animated movies and cartoons that I loved to watch as a kid Picture Quote #1

I really do believe that anything in life, any obstacle or challenge, can be made better with humor Picture Quote #1

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Just breathe. Sometimes you’re only a few breaths away from feeling better Picture Quote #1

Creativity is connected to your passion, that light inside you that drives you. . . . Your creativity is not a bad boyfriend. It is a really warm older Hispanic lady who has a beautiful laugh and loves to hug Picture Quote #1

Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humble places where other people see nothing. Continue to share your heart with people even if it’s been broken Picture Quote #1

I think if I have established anything in my book, it’s that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced fun Picture Quote #1

Telling me to relax or smile when I’m angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You’re just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off Picture Quote #1

I think the days of putting your feet up when you’re pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine months pregnant now have to work till the bitter end - they don’t get to be on TV Picture Quote #1

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There’s only, like, five perfectly symmetrical people in the world, and they’re all movie stars, and they should be, because their faces are very pleasing to look at, but the rest of us are just a jangle of stuff, and the earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have and not obsess about what you don’t have, the happier you will be Picture Quote #1

In a recent Valentine’s Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares? Picture Quote #1

Change is the only constant. Learn to surf your life instead of planting your feet Picture Quote #1

We don’t want to be afraid to make a choice because we’re afraid to make a mistake because most decisions aren’t final. Feelings change all the time. You can always change your mind and taking risks and making choices is what makes life so exciting because we never know what’s going to happen. Every day something new comes our way Picture Quote #1

Sometimes in my class I have people come in and do monologues inspired by people they know and I always find that to be useful to do specifics about somebody and then you’re actually doing a character and not doing some random old lady or something Picture Quote #1

I’ve said this before, that, when you’re in school and you’re the class clown, men are really good at making fun at other people and women are really good at making fun of themselves Picture Quote #1

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Be easy on yourself. Have fun. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it (Amy Poehler Quotes) President Bush threw out the first pitch Monday at Cincinnati’s great American ball park. 18 Iraqis were killed (Amy Poehler Quotes) Because of various security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the offices of the Department of Homeland Security. The investigation will be conducted by the Department of Irony (Amy Poehler Quotes) New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center (Amy Poehler Quotes) In the wake of newly-alleged prisoner abuse this week, Senator John McCain said that continued mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners is hurting the nation’s image. Also hurting the nation’s image: letting people drown when it rains (Amy Poehler Quotes) Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she’s amazing in it (Amy Poehler Quotes) Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around (Amy Poehler Quotes) Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television (Amy Poehler Quotes) Your ability to navigate and tolerate change and its painful uncomfortablene ss directly correlates to your happiness and general well-being. See what I just did there? I saved you thousands of dollars on self-help books. If you can surf your life rather than plant your feet, you will be happier (Amy Poehler Quotes) Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It’s expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end (Amy Poehler Quotes) It likes it when you don’t depend on it. It will reward you every time you don’t act needy. It will chase you if you act like other things (passion, friendship, family, longevity) are more important to you. If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else (Amy Poehler Quotes) Believe me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I could have had sex with both Tony Bennett and John McCain if we weren’t each happily married at the time we all met (Amy Poehler Quotes) Creativity is connected to your passion, that light inside you that drives you. That joy that comes when you do something you love. That small voice that tells you, ‘I like this. Do this again. You are good at it. Keep going.’ That is the juicy stuff that lubricates our lives and helps us feel less alone in the world (Amy Poehler Quotes) I’ve grown tired of smoke and mirrors. I yearn for the clean, well-lighted place (Amy Poehler Quotes) My phone is trying to kill me. It is a battery-charged rectangle of disappointment and possibility. It is a technological pacifier (Amy Poehler Quotes) When your children arrive, the best you can hope for is that they break open everything about you. Your mind floods with oxygen. Your heart becomes a room with wide-open windows. You laugh hard every day (Amy Poehler Quotes) I also love being able to do something that kids and families can enjoy because I have two children of my own and I want them to grow up watching all the fabulous animated movies and cartoons that I loved to watch as a kid. (Amy Poehler Quotes) I really do believe that anything in life, any obstacle or challenge, can be made better with humor. (Amy Poehler Quotes) Just breathe. Sometimes you’re only a few breaths away from feeling better. (Amy Poehler Quotes) Creativity is connected to your passion, that light inside you that drives you. . . . Your creativity is not a bad boyfriend. It is a really warm older Hispanic lady who has a beautiful laugh and loves to hug. (Amy Poehler Quotes) Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humble places where other people see nothing. Continue to share your heart with people even if it’s been broken. (Amy Poehler Quotes) I think if I have established anything in my book, it’s that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced fun. (Amy Poehler Quotes) Telling me to relax or smile when I’m angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You’re just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off. (Amy Poehler Quotes) I think the days of putting your feet up when you’re pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine months pregnant now have to work till the bitter end - they don’t get to be on TV. (Amy Poehler Quotes) There’s only, like, five perfectly symmetrical people in the world, and they’re all movie stars, and they should be, because their faces are very pleasing to look at, but the rest of us are just a jangle of stuff, and the earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have and not obsess about what you don’t have, the happier you will be. (Amy Poehler Quotes) In a recent Valentine’s Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares? (Amy Poehler Quotes) Change is the only constant. Learn to surf your life instead of planting your feet. (Amy Poehler Quotes) We don’t want to be afraid to make a choice because we’re afraid to make a mistake because most decisions aren’t final. Feelings change all the time. You can always change your mind and taking risks and making choices is what makes life so exciting because we never know what’s going to happen. Every day something new comes our way. (Amy Poehler Quotes) Sometimes in my class I have people come in and do monologues inspired by people they know and I always find that to be useful to do specifics about somebody and then you’re actually doing a character and not doing some random old lady or something. (Amy Poehler Quotes) I’ve said this before, that, when you’re in school and you’re the class clown, men are really good at making fun at other people and women are really good at making fun of themselves. (Amy Poehler Quotes)

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