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Amy Poehler Quotes

Career is the stringing together of opportunities and jobs. Mix in public opinion and past regrets. Add a dash of future panic and a whole lot of financial uncertainty. Career is something that fools you into thinking you are in control and then takes pleasure in reminding you that you aren’t. Career is the thing that will not fill you up and will never make you truly whole Picture Quote #1

Please don’t drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane Picture Quote #1

Our ego is a monster that loves to sit at the head of the table, and I have learned that my ego is just as rude and loud and hungry as everyone else’s. It doesn’t matter how much you get; you are left wanting more Picture Quote #1

I think if I have established anything in my book, it’s that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced fun Picture Quote #1

If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else Picture Quote #1

Emotions are like passing storms, and you have to remind yourself that it won’t rain forever. You just have to sit down and watch it pour outside and then peek your head out when it looks dry Picture Quote #1

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Any painful experience makes you see things differently. It also reminds you of the simple truths that we purposely forget every day or else we would never get out of bed Picture Quote #1

The only way we will survive is by being kind. The only way we can get by in this world is through the help we receive from others. No one can do it alone, no matter how great the machines are Picture Quote #1

Treat your career like a bad boyfriend... Your career wont take care of you. It won’t call you back or introduce you to its parents. Your career will openly flirt with other people while you are around... You have to care about your work, but not about the result. You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you are or how good people think you look Picture Quote #1

The computer is the new fireplace, everyone in the family gathers around the digital hearth for warmth Picture Quote #1

Any time you talk to anyone about something that they love, they’re, like, their most beautiful. It’s a cool gift to get to talk to people about what they love Picture Quote #1

When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening Picture Quote #1

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Being snubbed is not always a bad thing at awards shows because you end up getting a lot of people coming up to you and telling you how great you are Picture Quote #1

We may all host ourselves to death, and if we’re all dead who will host our funerals? Picture Quote #1

I find that, in general, the amount of sharing men do with each other in one year is about the same as what I share with my female friends while we wait for our cars at the valet Picture Quote #1

If you’re a good improviser, you improvise well enough that people think that you’re doing a sketch Picture Quote #1

It’s very hard to watch comedy for me, when I’m doing a comedy show, because I either watch a show and I love it, and I’m jealous, or I watch a show and I see all the problems with it, and I’m angry that I watched it Picture Quote #1

It’s interesting that people always want to ask me and a lot of working mothers, how do you do it? And it’s like well, just like everybody else. It proves it’s a bad question Picture Quote #1

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Telling me to relax or smile when I’m angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You’re just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off Picture Quote #1

Sticking up for ourselves in the same way we would one of our friends is a hard but satisfying thing to do. Sometimes it works Picture Quote #1

Going from crying to laughing that fast and hard happens maybe five times in your life and that extreme right turn is the reason why we are alive, and I believe it extends our life by many years Picture Quote #1

Your career and your passion don’t always match up. Plenty of talented people don’t have the careers they want. Plenty of untalented people make millions and make movies. There is a difference between determination and talent Picture Quote #1

A bossy woman is someone to search out and celebrate. A bossy woman is someone who cares and commits and is a natural leader Picture Quote #1

If the goal is doing good stuff and working with your friends... if you’re doing that then you’re succeeding Picture Quote #1

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I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, this love Picture Quote #1

I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading Picture Quote #1

Any actor or actress that tells you that they don’t watch their stuff is lying Picture Quote #1

As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you’re stupid, fat and ugly Picture Quote #1

I would love to do a serious period drama. Oh, absolutely. I mean, you’ll find most comedians want to do more serious stuff, most musicians want to be comedians, and most serious actors want to be musicians Picture Quote #1

I’ve said this before, that, when you’re in school and you’re the class clown, men are really good at making fun at other people and women are really good at making fun of themselves Picture Quote #1

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Career is the stringing together of opportunities and jobs. Mix in public opinion and past regrets. Add a dash of future panic and a whole lot of financial uncertainty. Career is something that fools you into thinking you are in control and then takes pleasure in reminding you that you aren’t. Career is the thing that will not fill you up and will never make you truly whole (Amy Poehler Quotes) Please don’t drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane (Amy Poehler Quotes) Our ego is a monster that loves to sit at the head of the table, and I have learned that my ego is just as rude and loud and hungry as everyone else’s. It doesn’t matter how much you get; you are left wanting more (Amy Poehler Quotes) I think if I have established anything in my book, it’s that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced fun (Amy Poehler Quotes) If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else (Amy Poehler Quotes) Emotions are like passing storms, and you have to remind yourself that it won’t rain forever. You just have to sit down and watch it pour outside and then peek your head out when it looks dry (Amy Poehler Quotes) Any painful experience makes you see things differently. It also reminds you of the simple truths that we purposely forget every day or else we would never get out of bed (Amy Poehler Quotes) The only way we will survive is by being kind. The only way we can get by in this world is through the help we receive from others. No one can do it alone, no matter how great the machines are (Amy Poehler Quotes) Treat your career like a bad boyfriend... Your career wont take care of you. It won’t call you back or introduce you to its parents. Your career will openly flirt with other people while you are around... You have to care about your work, but not about the result. You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you are or how good people think you look (Amy Poehler Quotes) The computer is the new fireplace, everyone in the family gathers around the digital hearth for warmth (Amy Poehler Quotes) Any time you talk to anyone about something that they love, they’re, like, their most beautiful. It’s a cool gift to get to talk to people about what they love (Amy Poehler Quotes) When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening (Amy Poehler Quotes) Being snubbed is not always a bad thing at awards shows because you end up getting a lot of people coming up to you and telling you how great you are (Amy Poehler Quotes) We may all host ourselves to death, and if we’re all dead who will host our funerals? (Amy Poehler Quotes) I find that, in general, the amount of sharing men do with each other in one year is about the same as what I share with my female friends while we wait for our cars at the valet (Amy Poehler Quotes) If you’re a good improviser, you improvise well enough that people think that you’re doing a sketch (Amy Poehler Quotes) It’s very hard to watch comedy for me, when I’m doing a comedy show, because I either watch a show and I love it, and I’m jealous, or I watch a show and I see all the problems with it, and I’m angry that I watched it (Amy Poehler Quotes) It’s interesting that people always want to ask me and a lot of working mothers, how do you do it? And it’s like well, just like everybody else. It proves it’s a bad question (Amy Poehler Quotes) Telling me to relax or smile when I’m angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You’re just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off (Amy Poehler Quotes) Sticking up for ourselves in the same way we would one of our friends is a hard but satisfying thing to do. Sometimes it works (Amy Poehler Quotes) Going from crying to laughing that fast and hard happens maybe five times in your life and that extreme right turn is the reason why we are alive, and I believe it extends our life by many years (Amy Poehler Quotes) Your career and your passion don’t always match up. Plenty of talented people don’t have the careers they want. Plenty of untalented people make millions and make movies. There is a difference between determination and talent (Amy Poehler Quotes) A bossy woman is someone to search out and celebrate. A bossy woman is someone who cares and commits and is a natural leader (Amy Poehler Quotes) If the goal is doing good stuff and working with your friends... if you’re doing that then you’re succeeding (Amy Poehler Quotes) I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, this love (Amy Poehler Quotes) I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading (Amy Poehler Quotes) Any actor or actress that tells you that they don’t watch their stuff is lying (Amy Poehler Quotes) As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you’re stupid, fat and ugly (Amy Poehler Quotes) I would love to do a serious period drama. Oh, absolutely. I mean, you’ll find most comedians want to do more serious stuff, most musicians want to be comedians, and most serious actors want to be musicians (Amy Poehler Quotes) I’ve said this before, that, when you’re in school and you’re the class clown, men are really good at making fun at other people and women are really good at making fun of themselves (Amy Poehler Quotes)

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