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Zach Galifianakis Quotes

Please, be quiet. I’m very interesting Picture Quote #1

You know you’re getting fat when your socks don’t fit Picture Quote #1

Hookers don’t like to snuggle Picture Quote #1

My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him Picture Quote #1

That show, ‘The Amazing Race’ - is that about white people? Picture Quote #1

On a scale of one to ten, how do I think I look? To certain people I am probably a 1, and then to other people I’m a strong 2 Picture Quote #1

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When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese Picture Quote #1

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you’ve never been to that bar before Picture Quote #1

It’s fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don’t play on emotion too much Picture Quote #1

You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody’s so tired Picture Quote #1

There was a long time where I was an ‘artist’ in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend Picture Quote #1

I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge Picture Quote #1

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means Picture Quote #1

My comfort zone is press conferences Picture Quote #1

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious Picture Quote #1

You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker Picture Quote #1

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier Picture Quote #1

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down Picture Quote #1

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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock Picture Quote #1

I call my balls the bush twins Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what my assistant would do besides get me pot Picture Quote #1

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal Picture Quote #1

Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon Picture Quote #1

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The problem with these interviews is that there’s no sarcastic font Picture Quote #1

When a role seems fun it’s easy to play. It kind of comes organically Picture Quote #1

Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it Picture Quote #1

I am not into publicity. I’m not good at it. I get anxiety about it Picture Quote #1

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort Picture Quote #1

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Please, be quiet. I’m very interesting (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) You know you’re getting fat when your socks don’t fit (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) Hookers don’t like to snuggle (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him. (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) That show, ‘The Amazing Race’ - is that about white people? (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) On a scale of one to ten, how do I think I look? To certain people I am probably a 1, and then to other people I’m a strong 2 (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you’ve never been to that bar before. (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) It’s fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don’t play on emotion too much (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody’s so tired (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) There was a long time where I was an ‘artist’ in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) My comfort zone is press conferences (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) American society loves to prop people up and then take them down (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) I call my balls the bush twins (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) I don’t know what my assistant would do besides get me pot (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) The problem with these interviews is that there’s no sarcastic font (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) When a role seems fun it’s easy to play. It kind of comes organically (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) I am not into publicity. I’m not good at it. I get anxiety about it (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort (Zach Galifianakis Quotes)