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Zach Galifianakis Quotes

Please, be quiet. I’m very interesting Picture Quote #1

Hookers don’t like to snuggle Picture Quote #1

On a scale of one to ten, how do I think I look? To certain people I am probably a 1, and then to other people I’m a strong 2 Picture Quote #1

My comfort zone is press conferences Picture Quote #1

There was a long time where I was an ‘artist’ in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend Picture Quote #1

You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody’s so tired Picture Quote #1

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It’s fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don’t play on emotion too much Picture Quote #1

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you’ve never been to that bar before Picture Quote #1

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious Picture Quote #1

Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon Picture Quote #1

I call my balls the bush twins Picture Quote #1

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock Picture Quote #1

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Please, be quiet. I’m very interesting (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) Hookers don’t like to snuggle (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) On a scale of one to ten, how do I think I look? To certain people I am probably a 1, and then to other people I’m a strong 2 (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) My comfort zone is press conferences (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) There was a long time where I was an ‘artist’ in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody’s so tired (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) It’s fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don’t play on emotion too much (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you’ve never been to that bar before. (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) I call my balls the bush twins (Zach Galifianakis Quotes) I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock (Zach Galifianakis Quotes)