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Your Weird Quotes

Whatever makes you weird is probably your greatest asset Picture Quote #1

It is sort of weird being honored for the worst day of your life Picture Quote #1

Follow your own weird Picture Quote #1

For ages, I had this mullet until someone on the street stopped me and said, ‘Darling, can I cut your hair for free? Because you look a bit weird.’ Picture Quote #1

Don’t you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money Picture Quote #1

It’s quite weird knocking that out of them and telling them to forget cooking for chefs; forget what chefs say about your food Picture Quote #1

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I’ve never felt scared of flight, ever. It’s really weird. I don’t know. They stick a gin and tonic in your hands and I just think, Life is good! Picture Quote #1

Your first thought is often the best one. You know, the one that felt too weird or silly or stupid. Trust your imagination - it knows what it’s doing Picture Quote #1

There’s a weird period of learning how to play guitar where your fingers are constantly messed up a handful Picture Quote #1

Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom’s driving a car and she’s a dog Picture Quote #1

The weird thing about acting is you’re the most competent when you’re at your best, but you have to be validated Picture Quote #1

Being Puerto Rican, born and raised on the streets of New York, you go, ‘Wow, you’re still friends with your ex, man? Really? That’s weird.’ I don’t play that Picture Quote #1

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You’re making me nervous by being so weird. But your weirdness is what I like about you Picture Quote #1

For a short period of time, I was like, I have these jokes and if people get them, they get them. And then eventually, I was like, Oh no. It’s absolutely my job to convey to people why what I think is funny, is funny. The whole point of standup is to get the audience to understand your weird point of view Picture Quote #1

Its OK to be weird. And maybe your weird is my normal. Whos to say? I think its an attitude Picture Quote #1

Gambling can turn into a dangerous two-way street when you least expect it. Weird things happen suddenly, and your life can go all to pieces Picture Quote #1

Maybe your weird is my normal. Who’s to say? Picture Quote #1

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Don’t worry, be happy! Embrace your weirdness Picture Quote #1

You’re getting your weird all over me Picture Quote #1

Democrats are people who raise your taxes and spend your money on weird stuff. They steal your guns, and they spit on your faith Picture Quote #1

Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with Picture Quote #1

Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger Picture Quote #1

I always say you need something weird on your face and some good shoes and nobody looks in the middle Picture Quote #1

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Was it frisson when you saw a guy smile and it made your heart act all weird? Picture Quote #1

I'm viewed as this weird, crippled character. But you got to take your lumps Picture Quote #1

Memoir is a weird genre for a reporter. You end up investigating your own memories, reporting out your past Picture Quote #1

You’re making me nervous by being so weird. But your weirdness is what I like about you Picture Quote #1

You love all your characters, even the ridiculous ones. You have to on some level; they’re your weird creations in some kind of way. I don’t even know how you approach the process of conceiving the characters if in a sense you hated them. It’s just absurd Picture Quote #1

Although it is embarrassing and painful, it is very healing to stop hiding from yourself. It is healing to know all the ways that you’re sneaky, all the ways that you hide out, all the ways that you shut down, deny, close off, criticize people, all your weird little ways. You can know all of that with some sense of humor and kindness. By knowing yourself, you’re coming to know humanness altogether. We are all up against these things. We are all in this together Picture Quote #1

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Whatever makes you weird is probably your greatest asset (Your Weird Quotes) It is sort of weird being honored for the worst day of your life (Your Weird Quotes) Follow your own weird (Your Weird Quotes) For ages, I had this mullet until someone on the street stopped me and said, ‘Darling, can I cut your hair for free? Because you look a bit weird.’ (Your Weird Quotes) Don’t you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. (Your Weird Quotes) It’s quite weird knocking that out of them and telling them to forget cooking for chefs; forget what chefs say about your food. (Your Weird Quotes) I’ve never felt scared of flight, ever. It’s really weird. I don’t know. They stick a gin and tonic in your hands and I just think, Life is good! (Your Weird Quotes) Your first thought is often the best one. You know, the one that felt too weird or silly or stupid. Trust your imagination - it knows what it’s doing. (Your Weird Quotes) There’s a weird period of learning how to play guitar where your fingers are constantly messed up a handful. (Your Weird Quotes) Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom’s driving a car and she’s a dog. (Your Weird Quotes) The weird thing about acting is you’re the most competent when you’re at your best, but you have to be validated. (Your Weird Quotes) Being Puerto Rican, born and raised on the streets of New York, you go, ‘Wow, you’re still friends with your ex, man? Really? That’s weird.’ I don’t play that. (Your Weird Quotes) You’re making me nervous by being so weird. But your weirdness is what I like about you. (Your Weird Quotes) For a short period of time, I was like, I have these jokes and if people get them, they get them. And then eventually, I was like, Oh no. It’s absolutely my job to convey to people why what I think is funny, is funny. The whole point of standup is to get the audience to understand your weird point of view (Your Weird Quotes) Its OK to be weird. And maybe your weird is my normal. Whos to say? I think its an attitude (Your Weird Quotes) Gambling can turn into a dangerous two-way street when you least expect it. Weird things happen suddenly, and your life can go all to pieces (Your Weird Quotes) It was a weird mix of emotions. One day, your best friend could be killed. The day before, you could be celebrating him getting a brand-new bike (Your Weird Quotes) Maybe your weird is my normal. Who’s to say? (Your Weird Quotes) Don’t worry, be happy! Embrace your weirdness (Your Weird Quotes) You’re getting your weird all over me (Your Weird Quotes) Democrats are people who raise your taxes and spend your money on weird stuff. They steal your guns, and they spit on your faith (Your Weird Quotes) Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with (Your Weird Quotes) Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger (Your Weird Quotes) I always say you need something weird on your face and some good shoes and nobody looks in the middle (Your Weird Quotes) Was it frisson when you saw a guy smile and it made your heart act all weird? (Your Weird Quotes) I'm viewed as this weird, crippled character. But you got to take your lumps (Your Weird Quotes) Memoir is a weird genre for a reporter. You end up investigating your own memories, reporting out your past (Your Weird Quotes) You’re making me nervous by being so weird. But your weirdness is what I like about you (Your Weird Quotes) You love all your characters, even the ridiculous ones. You have to on some level; they’re your weird creations in some kind of way. I don’t even know how you approach the process of conceiving the characters if in a sense you hated them. It’s just absurd (Your Weird Quotes) Although it is embarrassing and painful, it is very healing to stop hiding from yourself. It is healing to know all the ways that you’re sneaky, all the ways that you hide out, all the ways that you shut down, deny, close off, criticize people, all your weird little ways. You can know all of that with some sense of humor and kindness. By knowing yourself, you’re coming to know humanness altogether. We are all up against these things. We are all in this together (Your Weird Quotes)

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