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Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes

Well we’ve left behind the 200X’s, and we move onto the 20XX’s. Maybe that will finally make us feel like we’re living in the future, rather than a media controlled slave state where an iPhone is worth substantially more than a human life. Happy new year Picture Quote #1

For me, Modern Warfare 3 ‘s plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously. Now, I’ve never invaded Europe, except for that one time, but I would think that’s a project you might want to stagger out a bit if you haven’t forged an alliance with any galactic empires lately Picture Quote #1

This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle of a sea of carnivorous jam. As I blacked out, all I could think of was a fortune teller I’d spoken to a few years ago, and how full of shit she’d turned out to be Picture Quote #1

The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn’t Picture Quote #1

Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits Picture Quote #1

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers Picture Quote #1

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Individuals are fine once you get to know them, especially if they’re interesting in conversation or have large, sumptuous breasts, but I don’t like people in the plural and I’ve seen very little to change my mind about that Picture Quote #1

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Well we’ve left behind the 200X’s, and we move onto the 20XX’s. Maybe that will finally make us feel like we’re living in the future, rather than a media controlled slave state where an iPhone is worth substantially more than a human life. Happy new year (Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes) For me, Modern Warfare 3 ‘s plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously. Now, I’ve never invaded Europe, except for that one time, but I would think that’s a project you might want to stagger out a bit if you haven’t forged an alliance with any galactic empires lately (Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes) This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle of a sea of carnivorous jam. As I blacked out, all I could think of was a fortune teller I’d spoken to a few years ago, and how full of shit she’d turned out to be. (Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes) The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn’t (Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes) Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits (Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes) The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers (Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes) Individuals are fine once you get to know them, especially if they’re interesting in conversation or have large, sumptuous breasts, but I don’t like people in the plural and I’ve seen very little to change my mind about that (Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes)