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I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife Picture Quote #1

I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn Picture Quote #1

Divorce. It gets ugly when your ex-wife takes half your stuff Picture Quote #1

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud Picture Quote #1

My ex-wife. She brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met her Picture Quote #1

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I’d died. I’ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I’ve had a few so it’s hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? Picture Quote #1

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I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife. (X Wife Quotes) I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn. (X Wife Quotes) Divorce. It gets ugly when your ex-wife takes half your stuff (X Wife Quotes) My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud (X Wife Quotes) My ex-wife. She brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met her (X Wife Quotes) Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I’d died. I’ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I’ve had a few so it’s hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? (X Wife Quotes)