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Wives Quotes

All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house Picture Quote #1

I got tired, I told him. Not worn out, but worn through. Like one of those wives who wakes up one morning and says I can’t bake any more bread Picture Quote #1

There are few wives so perfect as not to give their husbands at least once a day good reason to repent of ever having married, or at least of envying those who are unmarried Picture Quote #1

A man should have two wives: one to love and one to sew on his buttons Picture Quote #1

Since all the maids are good and lovable, from whence come the bad wives? Picture Quote #1

Since all the maids are good and lovable, from whence come the evil wives? Picture Quote #1

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Great artists are modest almost as seldom as they are faithful to their wives Picture Quote #1

Here’s to our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet Picture Quote #1

Fans always ask me to marry them so I’ll have a lot of wives Picture Quote #1

Money earned by men would not always reach to their wives and children Picture Quote #1

Pitches are like wives, you never know how they’re going to turn out Picture Quote #1

I’m on very good terms with all my former wives Picture Quote #1

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If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country Picture Quote #1

The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives Picture Quote #1

I’ve had three wives and three guitars. I still play the guitars Picture Quote #1

Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives Picture Quote #1

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses Picture Quote #1

I have nothing against women. Some of my best wives were women Picture Quote #1

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Time travel is only a little less confusing than wives Picture Quote #1

Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives Picture Quote #1

All are good maids, but whence come the bad wives? Picture Quote #1

I never think of policemen’s wives; their beauty maddens me like wine Picture Quote #1

Please, my dear brothers, let your wives and sisters go to the voter registration process. Later, you can control who she votes for, but please, let her go Picture Quote #1

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives Picture Quote #1

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Think what you would have been now, if instead of being fed with tales and old wives' fables in childhood, you had been crammed with geography and natural history! Picture Quote #1

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know? Picture Quote #1

I want to warn potential victims. Many of them are women, and many of them are battered women. It’s a cause for me. When I look back, though, so many of the books I’ve written are about wives who just couldn’t get away Picture Quote #1

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them Picture Quote #1

Neither man nor woman is perfect or complete without the other. Thus, no marriage or family, no ward or stake is likely to reach its full potential until husbands and wives, mothers and fathers, men and women work together in unity of purpose, respecting and relying upon each other’s strengths Picture Quote #1

The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each one thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not the other Picture Quote #1

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All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house (Wives Quotes) I got tired, I told him. Not worn out, but worn through. Like one of those wives who wakes up one morning and says I can’t bake any more bread (Wives Quotes) There are few wives so perfect as not to give their husbands at least once a day good reason to repent of ever having married, or at least of envying those who are unmarried (Wives Quotes) A man should have two wives: one to love and one to sew on his buttons (Wives Quotes) Since all the maids are good and lovable, from whence come the bad wives? (Wives Quotes) Since all the maids are good and lovable, from whence come the evil wives? (Wives Quotes) Great artists are modest almost as seldom as they are faithful to their wives (Wives Quotes) Here’s to our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet (Wives Quotes) Fans always ask me to marry them so I’ll have a lot of wives (Wives Quotes) Money earned by men would not always reach to their wives and children (Wives Quotes) Pitches are like wives, you never know how they’re going to turn out (Wives Quotes) I’m on very good terms with all my former wives (Wives Quotes) If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country (Wives Quotes) The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives (Wives Quotes) I’ve had three wives and three guitars. I still play the guitars (Wives Quotes) Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives (Wives Quotes) Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses (Wives Quotes) I have nothing against women. Some of my best wives were women (Wives Quotes) Time travel is only a little less confusing than wives (Wives Quotes) Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives (Wives Quotes) All are good maids, but whence come the bad wives? (Wives Quotes) I never think of policemen’s wives; their beauty maddens me like wine (Wives Quotes) Please, my dear brothers, let your wives and sisters go to the voter registration process. Later, you can control who she votes for, but please, let her go (Wives Quotes) Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives (Wives Quotes) Think what you would have been now, if instead of being fed with tales and old wives' fables in childhood, you had been crammed with geography and natural history! (Wives Quotes) I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know? (Wives Quotes) I want to warn potential victims. Many of them are women, and many of them are battered women. It’s a cause for me. When I look back, though, so many of the books I’ve written are about wives who just couldn’t get away. (Wives Quotes) Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them (Wives Quotes) Neither man nor woman is perfect or complete without the other. Thus, no marriage or family, no ward or stake is likely to reach its full potential until husbands and wives, mothers and fathers, men and women work together in unity of purpose, respecting and relying upon each other’s strengths. (Wives Quotes) The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each one thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not the other (Wives Quotes)

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