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The wittiest authors evoke a barely perceptible smile  (Wittiest Quotes) Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things  (Wittiest Quotes) The French are the wittiest, the most charming, and up to the present, at all events, the least musical race on Earth  (Wittiest Quotes) Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library. A company of the wisest and wittiest men that could be picked out of all civil countries, in a thousand years, have set in best order the results of their learning and wisdom  (Wittiest Quotes) I have a fantastic husband. Here’s the honeymoon part: I still think he’s the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I’ve ever known  (Wittiest Quotes) Beauty is something that is hard to debate. Every man thinks his ideal the best. But the wittiest woman rise to the top of this structure, conventional beauty often taking a back seat to a woman possessed of a clever tongue  (Wittiest Quotes) Advertising companies hire the very brightest, wittiest young people to write for them. Not one single sentence of it is worth repeating. Why? Because it wasn’t meant  (Wittiest Quotes) Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself  (Wittiest Quotes) If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should’ve evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest  (Wittiest Quotes) Even when there is a real stock of wit, yet the wittiest sayings and sentences will be found in a great measure the issue of chance, and nothing else but so many lucky hits of a roving fancy  (Wittiest Quotes) I usually say I write for the smartest, cleverest, wittiest audience I know, and that’s me  (Wittiest Quotes) My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money  (Wittiest Quotes) With my father and sister being very depressed for most of their lives, it was incumbent on me to try to make them laugh, in this ridiculous way. They were the wittiest people I knew, but to get a smile from them was like winning the lottery.  (Wittiest Quotes) I have a fantastic husband. Here’s the honeymoon part: I still think he’s the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I’ve ever known.  (Wittiest Quotes)