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They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock (With Quotes)
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries (With Quotes)
A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? And they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain (With Quotes)
I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook (With Quotes)
Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps, down new roads, armed with nothing but their own vision (With Quotes)
Three little maids from school are we, pert as a school-girl well can be, filled to the brim with girlish glee (With Quotes)
We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered (With Quotes)
Intemperance is naturally punished with diseases; rashness, with mischance; injustice; with violence of enemies; pride, with ruin; cowardice, with oppression; and rebellion, with slaughter (With Quotes)
The human is indissolubly linked with imitation: a human being only becomes human at all by imitating other human beings (With Quotes)
It is a waste of time to be angry about my disability. One has to get on with life and I haven't done badly. People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining (With Quotes)
The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away (With Quotes)
Just like a computer, we must remember things in the order in which entropy increases. This makes the second law of thermodynamics almost trivial. Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases. You can't have a safer bet than that! (With Quotes)
So next time someone complains that you have made a mistake, tell him that may be a good thing. Because without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist (With Quotes)
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks (With Quotes)
The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want (With Quotes)
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end (With Quotes)
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account (With Quotes)
There's nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms (With Quotes)
Each of us knows that we have an obligation to care for the old, the young and the sick. We stand strongest when we stand with the weakest among us (With Quotes)
I'm pro-life. I'll do all I can to see every baby is created with a future and potential. The legislature should do all it can to protect human life (With Quotes)
Sometimes even the greatest joys bring challenge, and children with special needs inspire a very, very special love (With Quotes)
Hope is the companion of power, and the mother of success; for who so hopes has within him the gift of miracles (With Quotes)
The battle of life is, in most cases, fought uphill; and to win it without a struggle were perhaps to win it without honor. If there were no difficulties there would be no success; if there were nothing to struggle for, there would be nothing to be achieved (With Quotes)
Time is of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh to-day as when they first passed through their author's minds, ages ago (With Quotes)
Necessity is always the first stimulus to industry, and those who conduct it with prudence, perseverance and energy will rarely fail. Viewed in this light, the necessity of labor is not a chastisement, but a blessing, the very root and spring of all that we call progress in individuals and civilization in nations (With Quotes)
Take your delight in momentariness, walk between dark and dark - a shining space with the grave's narrowness, though not its peace (With Quotes)
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral (With Quotes)
Education must begin with the solution of the teacher-student contradiction, by reconciling the poles of the contradiction so that both are simultaneously teachers and students (With Quotes)
One of the methods of manipulation is to inoculate individuals with the bourgeois appetite for personal success (With Quotes)
Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even (With Quotes)