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Wilson Mizner Quotes

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more Picture Quote #1

Count 10 over him - he’ll get up Picture Quote #1

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, ‘Have you read - Picture Quote #1

Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy Picture Quote #1

You sparkle with larceny Picture Quote #1

Easy street is a blind alley Picture Quote #1

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The first hundred years are the hardest Picture Quote #1

He’s a trellis for varicose veins Picture Quote #1

You’re a mouse studying to be a rat Picture Quote #1

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady Picture Quote #1

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education Picture Quote #1

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away Picture Quote #1

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I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at Picture Quote #1

God help those who do not help themselves Picture Quote #1

Failure has gone to his head Picture Quote #1

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education Picture Quote #1

Art is science made clear Picture Quote #1

If you count all your assets you always show a profit Picture Quote #1

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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something Picture Quote #1

Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down Picture Quote #1

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long Picture Quote #1

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The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Count 10 over him - he’ll get up (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, ‘Have you read - (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy (Wilson Mizner Quotes) You sparkle with larceny (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Easy street is a blind alley (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The first hundred years are the hardest (Wilson Mizner Quotes) He’s a trellis for varicose veins (Wilson Mizner Quotes) You’re a mouse studying to be a rat (Wilson Mizner Quotes) To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at (Wilson Mizner Quotes) God help those who do not help themselves (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Failure has gone to his head (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Art is science made clear (Wilson Mizner Quotes) If you count all your assets you always show a profit (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down (Wilson Mizner Quotes) All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long (Wilson Mizner Quotes)