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Wilson Mizner Quotes

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more Picture Quote #1

Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave Picture Quote #1

Count 10 over him - he’ll get up Picture Quote #1

The most efficient water power in the world - women’s tears Picture Quote #1

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found Picture Quote #1

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton Picture Quote #1

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A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne Picture Quote #1

Easy street is a blind alley Picture Quote #1

Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines Picture Quote #1

You sparkle with larceny Picture Quote #1

Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy Picture Quote #1

Many a live wire would be a dead one except for his connections Picture Quote #1

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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, ‘Have you read - Picture Quote #1

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork Picture Quote #1

I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets Picture Quote #1

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time Picture Quote #1

Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you Picture Quote #1

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it Picture Quote #1

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You’re a mouse studying to be a rat Picture Quote #1

I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed Picture Quote #1

Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education Picture Quote #1

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep Picture Quote #1

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book Picture Quote #1

The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork Picture Quote #1

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He’s a trellis for varicose veins Picture Quote #1

It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men Picture Quote #1

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions Picture Quote #1

Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest Picture Quote #1

Some of the greatest love affairs I’ve known involved one actor, unassisted Picture Quote #1

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady Picture Quote #1

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The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Count 10 over him - he’ll get up (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The most efficient water power in the world - women’s tears (Wilson Mizner Quotes) It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton (Wilson Mizner Quotes) A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Easy street is a blind alley (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines (Wilson Mizner Quotes) You sparkle with larceny (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Many a live wire would be a dead one except for his connections (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, ‘Have you read - (Wilson Mizner Quotes) In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it (Wilson Mizner Quotes) You’re a mouse studying to be a rat (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork (Wilson Mizner Quotes) He’s a trellis for varicose veins (Wilson Mizner Quotes) It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men (Wilson Mizner Quotes) A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Some of the greatest love affairs I’ve known involved one actor, unassisted (Wilson Mizner Quotes) To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady (Wilson Mizner Quotes)

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