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Will Ferrell Quotes

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If you ain't first, you're last  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Personal philosophy: Clothing optional  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I don’t really have aspirations to be Tom Hanks  (Will Ferrell Quotes) There’s nothing sexy about Orange County  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I’m a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food  (Will Ferrell Quotes) If you ain’t first, you’re last!  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher, Mr. Chad, told the class one day that we were going to do some exercises. He meant math exercises, but I stood up and started doing jumping jacks. To this day, I don’t know what possessed me to do that, but all my friends cracked up  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Now we have food networks and everything. CNN was the beginning of all of that  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I’m a Cancer; I’m music passionate. I like long walks on the beach  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I think politics have gotten vulgar and we comedically portray that  (Will Ferrell Quotes) No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Immature is aword boring people use to describe fun people  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Happens I am very political. I have deep political instincts  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Aren’t we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Anyone who does anything creative is always gonna want to change  (Will Ferrell Quotes) There’s always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier  (Will Ferrell Quotes) You tend to get reluctant to talk about anything until the day before filming  (Will Ferrell Quotes) There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I’m in a glass case of emotion  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Everyone I know who skis is dead  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I would think beer and football go hand in hand  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I’m a really good swimmer  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I don’t really think in absolutes  (Will Ferrell Quotes)
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