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Will Ferrell Quotes

If you ain't first, you're last Picture Quote #1

If you ain’t first, you’re last! Picture Quote #1

I’m a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing sexy about Orange County Picture Quote #1

Personal philosophy: Clothing optional Picture Quote #1

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life Picture Quote #1

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Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are Picture Quote #1

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records Picture Quote #1

I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher, Mr. Chad, told the class one day that we were going to do some exercises. He meant math exercises, but I stood up and started doing jumping jacks. To this day, I don’t know what possessed me to do that, but all my friends cracked up Picture Quote #1

I don’t really think in absolutes Picture Quote #1

I’m a really good swimmer Picture Quote #1

Everyone I know who skis is dead Picture Quote #1

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I’m in a glass case of emotion Picture Quote #1

There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes Picture Quote #1

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t know Picture Quote #1

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired Picture Quote #1

As you set off into the world, don’t be afraid to question your leaders. But don’t ask too many questions at one time or that are too hard because your leaders get tired and/or cranky Picture Quote #1

I’m a sex addict. It’s my cross to bear. It’s a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything! Picture Quote #1

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If you ain't first, you're last (Will Ferrell Quotes) If you ain’t first, you’re last! (Will Ferrell Quotes) I’m a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food (Will Ferrell Quotes) There’s nothing sexy about Orange County (Will Ferrell Quotes) Personal philosophy: Clothing optional (Will Ferrell Quotes) Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life (Will Ferrell Quotes) Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are (Will Ferrell Quotes) I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records (Will Ferrell Quotes) I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher, Mr. Chad, told the class one day that we were going to do some exercises. He meant math exercises, but I stood up and started doing jumping jacks. To this day, I don’t know what possessed me to do that, but all my friends cracked up (Will Ferrell Quotes) I don’t really think in absolutes (Will Ferrell Quotes) I’m a really good swimmer (Will Ferrell Quotes) Everyone I know who skis is dead (Will Ferrell Quotes) I’m in a glass case of emotion (Will Ferrell Quotes) There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes (Will Ferrell Quotes) Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t know (Will Ferrell Quotes) Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired (Will Ferrell Quotes) As you set off into the world, don’t be afraid to question your leaders. But don’t ask too many questions at one time or that are too hard because your leaders get tired and/or cranky (Will Ferrell Quotes) I’m a sex addict. It’s my cross to bear. It’s a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything! (Will Ferrell Quotes)