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Normally, I don’t recommend me for wedding dresses – they all get a divorce (Wedding Quotes)
I had long hair since I was 17 years old. It was time for me to let go. I hated being the guy at the wedding in a suit with a ponytail (Wedding Quotes)
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss (Wedding Quotes)
The sexiest thing in the world is to be totally naked with your wedding band on (Wedding Quotes)
People’s hands fascinate me. It’s tempting to look at a businessman’s left hand and see if there’s an indentation from a missing wedding ring. Or maybe there’s a tan line and the skin is pressed down where’s he’s worked a ring off his finger (Wedding Quotes)
I can’t explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux (Wedding Quotes)
I’ve always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head (Wedding Quotes)
Never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring... the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring (Wedding Quotes)
It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding (Wedding Quotes)
His wedding gift, clasped round my throat. A choker of rubies, two inches wide, like an extraordinarily precious slit throat (Wedding Quotes)
Don’t answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you’re joking (Wedding Quotes)
Sepia in particular tends to make everything look a bit romantic and almost sentimental, hence the fact that it remains such a popular choice for wedding photographs (Wedding Quotes)
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers (Wedding Quotes)
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda (Wedding Quotes)
I don’t follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event (Wedding Quotes)
I’ve been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour (Wedding Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures (Wedding Quotes)
I just thought of the perfect wedding gift for you but a year has already passed (Wedding Quotes)
I can hardly wait to witness a bartender pouring me free drinks at your wedding (Wedding Quotes)
Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends (Wedding Quotes)
Congratulations on getting through a wedding season without ruining a wedding (Wedding Quotes)
I hope your interfaith wedding leaves everyone feeling like their religion won (Wedding Quotes)
I was never a girl that dreamt of being a princess and I never dreamt about my wedding day. I hated pink and I hated fairies. I only liked hanging out with boys. I remember throwing a tantrum if my mum put me in pink. I wasn’t a particularly girly girl (Wedding Quotes)
Today is the day after my wedding. And nothing is the way I expected it to be. (Wedding Quotes)
At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that I had to get a wheelchair at the airport to go on my honeymoon. (Wedding Quotes)
Alexander Graham Bell’s wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner! (Wedding Quotes)