Vodka Quotes
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Trust me you can dance. Vodka (Vodka Quotes)
Vodka diet. Lose 3 days in 1 week (Vodka Quotes)
Yay! There is room to add vodka (Vodka Quotes)
Yoga. Vodka (Vodka Quotes)
Get me a vodka rocks. Mom, it’s breakfast. And a piece of toast (Vodka Quotes)
Drinking vodka in commercials. Drinking vodka in real life (Vodka Quotes)
I am so old I remember when vodka only came in one flavor (Vodka Quotes)
A person with a basement full of vodka: Alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy (Vodka Quotes)
Good girls are made from sugar and spice... but me and my girls are made from vodka and ice! (Vodka Quotes)
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two (Vodka Quotes)
Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric (Vodka Quotes)
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Vodka Quotes)
Vodka is kind of a hobby (Vodka Quotes)
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up (Vodka Quotes)
If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable (Vodka Quotes)
I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party (Vodka Quotes)
Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka (Vodka Quotes)
Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats (Vodka Quotes)
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly (Vodka Quotes)
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it (Vodka Quotes)
Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice (Vodka Quotes)
I love vodka martinis. I know it’s a cliche (Vodka Quotes)
When life gives you lemons, add vodka (Vodka Quotes)
I didn’t text you. Vodka did (Vodka Quotes)
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again (Vodka Quotes)
The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical (Vodka Quotes)
I need a lot of black on my eyes and a little shot of vodka to be brave, because you’re beautiful when you relax. (Vodka Quotes)