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Victor Borge Quotes

I don’t mind growing old. I’m just not used to it Picture Quote #1

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year Picture Quote #1

He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t Picture Quote #1

The essence of a general’s job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year Picture Quote #1

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I’ve seen statues of him on people’s pianos Picture Quote #1

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I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator? Picture Quote #1

I only know two pieces; one is ‘Clair de Lune’ and the other one isn’t Picture Quote #1

It’s your language. I’m just trying to use it Picture Quote #1

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind growing old. I’m just not used to it Picture Quote #1

The first piano was built long after they didn’t have any at all Picture Quote #1

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Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That’s because he moved twice Picture Quote #1

... the elephant smoked too much Picture Quote #1

Laughter is the closest distance between two people Picture Quote #1

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer Picture Quote #1

When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance Picture Quote #1

Well, all’s fair in love, war and fooling the critics Picture Quote #1

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The essence of a general’s job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose. to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things Picture Quote #1

Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year Picture Quote #1

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it Picture Quote #1

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary Picture Quote #1

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that’s my reward Picture Quote #1

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I normally don’t do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so Picture Quote #1

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals Picture Quote #1

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn’t have a fireplace Picture Quote #1

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much Picture Quote #1

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function Picture Quote #1

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad Picture Quote #1

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I don’t mind growing old. I’m just not used to it. (Victor Borge Quotes) Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year (Victor Borge Quotes) He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t (Victor Borge Quotes) The essence of a general’s job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things. (Victor Borge Quotes) I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year. (Victor Borge Quotes) Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I’ve seen statues of him on people’s pianos (Victor Borge Quotes) I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator? (Victor Borge Quotes) I only know two pieces; one is ‘Clair de Lune’ and the other one isn’t (Victor Borge Quotes) It’s your language. I’m just trying to use it (Victor Borge Quotes) Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year (Victor Borge Quotes) I don’t mind growing old. I’m just not used to it (Victor Borge Quotes) The first piano was built long after they didn’t have any at all (Victor Borge Quotes) Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That’s because he moved twice (Victor Borge Quotes) ... the elephant smoked too much (Victor Borge Quotes) Laughter is the closest distance between two people (Victor Borge Quotes) The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer (Victor Borge Quotes) When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance (Victor Borge Quotes) Well, all’s fair in love, war and fooling the critics (Victor Borge Quotes) The essence of a general’s job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose. to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things (Victor Borge Quotes) Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth (Victor Borge Quotes) I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year (Victor Borge Quotes) My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it (Victor Borge Quotes) I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary (Victor Borge Quotes) If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that’s my reward (Victor Borge Quotes) I normally don’t do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so (Victor Borge Quotes) Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals (Victor Borge Quotes) One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn’t have a fireplace (Victor Borge Quotes) I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much (Victor Borge Quotes) Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function (Victor Borge Quotes) Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad (Victor Borge Quotes)

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