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Urger Quotes

I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don’t know what he looks like Picture Quote #1

That's right, no horse meat in our burgers - barely any meat of any kind actually Picture Quote #1

Each of us must come to care about everyone else’s children. We must recognize that the welfare of our children and grandchildren is intimately linked to the welfare of all other people’s children. After all, when one of our children needs lifesaving surgery, someone else’s child will perform it. If one of our children is threatened or harmed by violence, someone else’s child will be responsible for the violent act. The good life for our own children can be secured only if a good life is also secured for all other people’s children Picture Quote #1

Our personalities seem dangerously to blur and overlap with our mother’s; and, in a desperate attempt to know where mother ends and daughter begins, we perform radical surgery Picture Quote #1

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People... you can’t fix stupid! Picture Quote #1

You need a good support system when you’re trying to make positive lifestyle changes. If everyone is eating burgers and fries while you’re having fish and salad, it’s easy to lose your willpower Picture Quote #1

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I started running 3 miles every morning after throat surgery to remove a cyst last year. The gym used to be my adversary. But that has all changed. Now, I look forward to it every morning Picture Quote #1

Educational refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger Picture Quote #1

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner Picture Quote #1

I have come to the feeling about television the way I do about hamburgers: I eat a lot of hamburgers and I don't remember a single one of them Picture Quote #1

I can understand wanting to have a million dollars but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it’s the same hamburger Picture Quote #1

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I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don’t know what he looks like (Urger Quotes) That's right, no horse meat in our burgers - barely any meat of any kind actually (Urger Quotes) Each of us must come to care about everyone else’s children. We must recognize that the welfare of our children and grandchildren is intimately linked to the welfare of all other people’s children. After all, when one of our children needs lifesaving surgery, someone else’s child will perform it. If one of our children is threatened or harmed by violence, someone else’s child will be responsible for the violent act. The good life for our own children can be secured only if a good life is also secured for all other people’s children (Urger Quotes) Our personalities seem dangerously to blur and overlap with our mother’s; and, in a desperate attempt to know where mother ends and daughter begins, we perform radical surgery (Urger Quotes) We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People... you can’t fix stupid! (Urger Quotes) You need a good support system when you’re trying to make positive lifestyle changes. If everyone is eating burgers and fries while you’re having fish and salad, it’s easy to lose your willpower (Urger Quotes) I started running 3 miles every morning after throat surgery to remove a cyst last year. The gym used to be my adversary. But that has all changed. Now, I look forward to it every morning (Urger Quotes) Educational refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger (Urger Quotes) Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner (Urger Quotes) I have come to the feeling about television the way I do about hamburgers: I eat a lot of hamburgers and I don't remember a single one of them (Urger Quotes) I can understand wanting to have a million dollars but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it’s the same hamburger (Urger Quotes)

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