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Undertaker Quotes

She who pays the undertaker calls the tune Picture Quote #1
Apathy is about as near to the undertaker as you can get Picture Quote #1
One mistake up here and it’s half a day out with the undertaker! Picture Quote #1
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker Picture Quote #1
Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker Picture Quote #1
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama Picture Quote #1
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Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world! Picture Quote #1
Undertaker, if that is your real name Picture Quote #1
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry Picture Quote #1
Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears Picture Quote #1
We need to take our cue from the drug dealers in Hoboken who, when they reach twenty, go to the local undertaker and prepay their funeral because they don’t expect to live to thirty Picture Quote #1
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She who pays the undertaker calls the tune  (Undertaker Quotes) Apathy is about as near to the undertaker as you can get  (Undertaker Quotes) One mistake up here and it’s half a day out with the undertaker!  (Undertaker Quotes) Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker  (Undertaker Quotes) Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker  (Undertaker Quotes) My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama  (Undertaker Quotes) Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!  (Undertaker Quotes) Undertaker, if that is your real name  (Undertaker Quotes) Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry  (Undertaker Quotes) Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears  (Undertaker Quotes) We need to take our cue from the drug dealers in Hoboken who, when they reach twenty, go to the local undertaker and prepay their funeral because they don’t expect to live to thirty.  (Undertaker Quotes)