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Uncle Quotes

You know, my uncle wore a lot of jewelry, a lot of gold chains Picture Quote #1

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose Picture Quote #1

Do you have any history of mental illness in your family. I have an uncle who does yoga Picture Quote #1

O my prophetic soul! My uncle! Picture Quote #1

I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church by daylight Picture Quote #1

My uncle used to love me, but she died Picture Quote #1

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Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle! Picture Quote #1

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I’m not sure if they think I’m all that quick with a quip. But I’m quick with a spank Picture Quote #1

They’ve got great parents; I’m just trying to be the fun uncle Picture Quote #1

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians Picture Quote #1

Being an uncle brings me utter joy Picture Quote #1

I received my Greetings from Uncle Sam in May 1943. I applied for the Air Force Picture Quote #1

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When I was young, an eccentric uncle decided to teach me how to lie. Not, he explained, because he wanted me to lie, but because he thought I should know how it’s done so I would recognise when I was being lied to Picture Quote #1

I’ll say my dad couldn’t act to save his life and nor can my uncle, and they’ll say I’m the worst actor in the world Picture Quote #1

My grandfather had been a newspaper reporter, as was my uncle. They were pretty good writers and so I thought maybe somewhere down the line I would do some writing Picture Quote #1

And if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle Picture Quote #1

I felt no pressure that my grandfather was famous and my uncle was famous Picture Quote #1

The best hearts, trim, are ever the bravest, replied my uncle Toby Picture Quote #1

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My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama Picture Quote #1

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting Picture Quote #1

The alien in my uncle hand obviously taken full control. Soon, it would claw its way out of his stomach and tap dance across my bed Picture Quote #1

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You know, my uncle wore a lot of jewelry, a lot of gold chains (Uncle Quotes) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose (Uncle Quotes) Do you have any history of mental illness in your family. I have an uncle who does yoga (Uncle Quotes) O my prophetic soul! My uncle! (Uncle Quotes) I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church by daylight (Uncle Quotes) My uncle used to love me, but she died (Uncle Quotes) Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle! (Uncle Quotes) As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I’m not sure if they think I’m all that quick with a quip. But I’m quick with a spank (Uncle Quotes) They’ve got great parents; I’m just trying to be the fun uncle (Uncle Quotes) My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians (Uncle Quotes) Being an uncle brings me utter joy (Uncle Quotes) I received my Greetings from Uncle Sam in May 1943. I applied for the Air Force (Uncle Quotes) When I was young, an eccentric uncle decided to teach me how to lie. Not, he explained, because he wanted me to lie, but because he thought I should know how it’s done so I would recognise when I was being lied to (Uncle Quotes) I’ll say my dad couldn’t act to save his life and nor can my uncle, and they’ll say I’m the worst actor in the world (Uncle Quotes) My grandfather had been a newspaper reporter, as was my uncle. They were pretty good writers and so I thought maybe somewhere down the line I would do some writing (Uncle Quotes) And if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle (Uncle Quotes) I felt no pressure that my grandfather was famous and my uncle was famous (Uncle Quotes) The best hearts, trim, are ever the bravest, replied my uncle Toby (Uncle Quotes) My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama (Uncle Quotes) Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting (Uncle Quotes) The alien in my uncle hand obviously taken full control. Soon, it would claw its way out of his stomach and tap dance across my bed (Uncle Quotes)