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Umpire Quotes

Just death, kind umpire of men’s miseries Picture Quote #1

Chaos umpire sits, and by decision more embroils the fray Picture Quote #1

In case of dispute, the umpire shall throw it straight into the field Picture Quote #1

Stay in college, kids. Otherwise, you may become an umpire Picture Quote #1

All the arguing in the world won’t change the mind of the Umpire Picture Quote #1

Peace is the umpire for doing the will of God Picture Quote #1

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Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire Picture Quote #1

You argue with the umpire because there is nothing else you can do about it Picture Quote #1

The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk Picture Quote #1

A good umpire is the umpire you don’t even notice Picture Quote #1

My favorite umpire is a dead one Picture Quote #1

Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is... well, an umpire Picture Quote #1

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Being an umpire is like being a king. It prepares you for nothing Picture Quote #1

Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player Picture Quote #1

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes Picture Quote #1

Stay in school kids or you’ll end up being an umpire Picture Quote #1

Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile Picture Quote #1

On the whole, life is unfair in the way it works out. It is a game played without an umpire! Picture Quote #1

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You can’t touch the umpire. You can’t spit on the umpire. I know that. But you just get to the point where you’re just, there, I got that off my chest Picture Quote #1

An angry player can’t argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away Picture Quote #1

When I was a teenager, I was an umpire for a competitive league for 8- to 9-year-olds. I was really bad at it because I didn’t know all the rules, and all these kids were better athletes than me. I made a bad call, and this dad snapped on me. Then he dumped his trash from his cooler, and I had to kick him out of the stands Picture Quote #1

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Just death, kind umpire of men’s miseries (Umpire Quotes) Chaos umpire sits, and by decision more embroils the fray (Umpire Quotes) In case of dispute, the umpire shall throw it straight into the field (Umpire Quotes) Stay in college, kids. Otherwise, you may become an umpire. (Umpire Quotes) All the arguing in the world won’t change the mind of the Umpire (Umpire Quotes) Peace is the umpire for doing the will of God (Umpire Quotes) Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire (Umpire Quotes) You argue with the umpire because there is nothing else you can do about it (Umpire Quotes) The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk (Umpire Quotes) A good umpire is the umpire you don’t even notice (Umpire Quotes) My favorite umpire is a dead one (Umpire Quotes) Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is... well, an umpire (Umpire Quotes) Being an umpire is like being a king. It prepares you for nothing (Umpire Quotes) Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player (Umpire Quotes) I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes (Umpire Quotes) Stay in school kids or you’ll end up being an umpire (Umpire Quotes) Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile (Umpire Quotes) On the whole, life is unfair in the way it works out. It is a game played without an umpire! (Umpire Quotes) You can’t touch the umpire. You can’t spit on the umpire. I know that. But you just get to the point where you’re just, there, I got that off my chest (Umpire Quotes) An angry player can’t argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away (Umpire Quotes) When I was a teenager, I was an umpire for a competitive league for 8- to 9-year-olds. I was really bad at it because I didn’t know all the rules, and all these kids were better athletes than me. I made a bad call, and this dad snapped on me. Then he dumped his trash from his cooler, and I had to kick him out of the stands. (Umpire Quotes)