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Trey Parker Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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You don’t need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado (Trey Parker Quotes)
I find Mormons adorable (Trey Parker Quotes)
I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn (Trey Parker Quotes)
My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut (Trey Parker Quotes)
You don’t need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado (Trey Parker Quotes)
I was a big ‘Charlie Brown’ fan as a kid (Trey Parker Quotes)
The Republicans didn’t want the government to run your life, because Jesus should. That was really part of their thing: less government, more Jesus. Now it’s like, how about more government and Jesus? (Trey Parker Quotes)
My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I’ll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, ‘Now I’m gonna make films for kids.’ I really hope I don’t do that. (Trey Parker Quotes)
It’s all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying ‘I think George Bush is doing a great job.’ We’d clear out the room. I used to love it (Trey Parker Quotes)
My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for ‘family home evening,’ and I was like, ‘Why aren’t you people ignoring each other and watching television?’ (Trey Parker Quotes)
When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, ‘The Dentist.’ I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything (Trey Parker Quotes)
The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It’s just bad writing, really. And it’s really terrible in about the second act (Trey Parker Quotes)
You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we’re just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody (Trey Parker Quotes)
We’re the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn’t do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, ‘Whatever.’ Someone says, ‘They might come try to burn your house down,’ we say, ‘We’ll just get another one.’ (Trey Parker Quotes)
We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn’t, they didn’t even know what it was (Trey Parker Quotes)
We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us (Trey Parker Quotes)
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, ‘Well it’s obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.’ (Trey Parker Quotes)
My favorite musical? I don’t. It changes all the time. I’m just a diehard, I’m totally old school, like I’ll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there (Trey Parker Quotes)
It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There’s lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don’t care about anything else (Trey Parker Quotes)
I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them (Trey Parker Quotes)
I try not to tune in to politics until it’s two or three months before the election. Till then, it’s like watching preseason football (Trey Parker Quotes)
Love isn’t a decision. It’s a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical (Trey Parker Quotes)
So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it (Trey Parker Quotes)
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person (Trey Parker Quotes)
I’ve started confiding in people, other artists mostly, that I hate making ‘South Park,’ and I always have. It’s super stressful. I’m always miserable. (Trey Parker Quotes)
Saying goodbye doesn’t mean anything. It’s the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. (Trey Parker Quotes)
Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000. (Trey Parker Quotes)
In terms of the creative side of it, it’s really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever. (Trey Parker Quotes)
When you’re watching ‘Armageddon,’ and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny. (Trey Parker Quotes)
Even from the very beginning, I didn’t put any money in the stock market (Trey Parker Quotes)