Tits Quotes
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Sarcasm will make your tits fall off (Tits Quotes)
So basically I did this whole show carrying 100lbs, looking out of one eye, dancing – and then my tits explode at the end. It's not as easy as it looks! (Tits Quotes)
Too many piglets not enough tits (Tits Quotes)
They’re really designed so that our black coat will give you a waist, our trousers will hide your saddle bags, our cashmere makes your tits look great (Tits Quotes)
Sorry my tits aren’t bigger (Tits Quotes)
Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten (Tits Quotes)
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it’s often in huge tits, too (Tits Quotes)
You know, in ten years you’re gonna be playing soccer with your tits, what do you think of that? (Tits Quotes)
Tits always look better in a pink sweater (Tits Quotes)
Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say (Tits Quotes)
Critics are like ticks on a dog or tits on a motor: ornamental but dysfunctional (Tits Quotes)
Rappin bout blunts and broads, Tits and bras, ménage à trois, sex in expensive cars... (Tits Quotes)
One of my fantasies is that you stop staring at my tits (Tits Quotes)
You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is (Tits Quotes)
I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late (Tits Quotes)
Calm your tits (Tits Quotes)
I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses (Tits Quotes)
The sand dunes look like two tits (Tits Quotes)
You want to dance with me, angel tits? (Tits Quotes)
Good lord woman. If I had tits like yours I’d own half the world by now. (Tits Quotes)
Good lord woman. If I had tits like yours I’d own half the world by now (Tits Quotes)