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The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes

Was that sarcasm? Picture Quote #1

You’re an idiot. I’m your idiot. Foreveeer! Picture Quote #1

Change is never fine. They say it is... It’s not Picture Quote #1

I eat alone. I sleep alone. I cry alone Picture Quote #1

Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it Picture Quote #1

I am not a crybaby. Toy Story 3? The toys were holding hands in a furnace! Picture Quote #1

Sarcasm sign. Everybody needs one Picture Quote #1

Given enough startup capital and an adequate research facility, I could be Batman Picture Quote #1

Very often when women think they're angry, they're really just hungry Picture Quote #1

I’m a vegetarian. Except for fish. And the occasional steak. I love steak! Picture Quote #1

It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels Picture Quote #1

Howard made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money. Is it possible he said Bros before Hos? Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the hos Picture Quote #1

Did you and Amy have a fight? Amy had a fight, I was just being perfectly reasonable Picture Quote #1

That’s right Sheldon, embrace the dark side. That’s not even from your franchise! Picture Quote #1

One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad Picture Quote #1

Penny, you’re an “actress”, correct? I’m not an “actress.” I’m an actress Picture Quote #1

See you in hell Sheldon. “See you in hell Sheldon” The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma Picture Quote #1

What fresh hell is this? Picture Quote #1

Sorry I’m late. What happened? Nothing... I just really didn’t want to come Picture Quote #1

If either of us ever invent time travel, we agree our first stop will be this meeting today in precisely five seconds. Okay. Well, that’s disappointing Picture Quote #1

You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles Picture Quote #1

Big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun. Not knowing is part of the fun. Was that the motto of your community college? Picture Quote #1

Unlocks door. Who’s there? Are you a sex criminal? Nobody wants to do that to you, ma! Picture Quote #1

Well, at least when we do make love, Sheldon won’t be thinking about his MOTHER Picture Quote #1

When you understand the laws of physics, Penny, anything is possible. And may I add Mua-ha-ha Picture Quote #1

This little guy is Zazzles. I was going to name him Hermon von Helholms but... he is so Zazzy!! Picture Quote #1

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Was that sarcasm? (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) You’re an idiot. I’m your idiot. Foreveeer! (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) Change is never fine. They say it is... It’s not (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) I eat alone. I sleep alone. I cry alone (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) I am not a crybaby. Toy Story 3? The toys were holding hands in a furnace! (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) Sarcasm sign. Everybody needs one (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) Given enough startup capital and an adequate research facility, I could be Batman (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) Very often when women think they're angry, they're really just hungry (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) I’m a vegetarian. Except for fish. And the occasional steak. I love steak! (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) Howard made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money. Is it possible he said Bros before Hos? Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the hos (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) Did you and Amy have a fight? Amy had a fight, I was just being perfectly reasonable (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) That’s right Sheldon, embrace the dark side. That’s not even from your franchise! (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) Penny, you’re an “actress”, correct? I’m not an “actress.” I’m an actress (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) See you in hell Sheldon. “See you in hell Sheldon” The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) What fresh hell is this? (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) Sorry I’m late. What happened? Nothing... I just really didn’t want to come (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) If either of us ever invent time travel, we agree our first stop will be this meeting today in precisely five seconds. Okay. Well, that’s disappointing (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) Big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun. Not knowing is part of the fun. Was that the motto of your community college? (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) Unlocks door. Who’s there? Are you a sex criminal? Nobody wants to do that to you, ma! (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) Well, at least when we do make love, Sheldon won’t be thinking about his MOTHER (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) When you understand the laws of physics, Penny, anything is possible. And may I add Mua-ha-ha (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes) This little guy is Zazzles. I was going to name him Hermon von Helholms but... he is so Zazzy!! (The Big Bang Theory TV Show Quotes)

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