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Terry Pratchett Quotes
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You can’t inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Oh, a very useful philosophical animal, your average tortoise. Outrunning metaphorical arrows, beating hares in races... very handy (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
If I knew that I could die, I would live. My life, my death, my choice (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I think you should be proud of not being worse than just deeply introverted and socially maladjusted (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The truth is a fog, in which one man sees the heavenly host and the other one sees a flying elephant (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
An ancient proverb summed it up when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
There is no doubt that being human is incredibly difficult and cannot be mastered in one lifetime (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
What’s the good of having mastery over cosmic balance and knowing the secrets of fate if you can’t blow something up? (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Some people are confident because they are fools. Leonard had the look of someone who was confident because, so far, he’d never found a reason not to be (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
In her own special category, she was quite beautiful. This was the category of all the women, in his entire life, who had ever thought he was worth smiling at (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
They looked at one another in incomprehension, two minds driving opposite ways up a narrow street and waiting for the other man to reverse first (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become? (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Some of them wanted to sell me snake oil and I’m not necessarily going to dismiss all of these, as I have never found a rusty snake (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Correct observation followed by meticulous deduction and the precise visualization of goals is vital to the success of any enterprise (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Your whole life passes in front of your eyes before you die. This is called living (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Please give us a simple answer, so that we don’t have to think, because if we think, we might find answers that don’t fit the way we want the world to be (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It’s no wonder most religions are born in the desert, because when men lay beneath that boundless night sky and look up at the infinite expanse of creation they have an uncontrollable urge to put something in the way (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Matter exploded into being, apparently as chaos, but in fact as a chord. The ultimate power chord (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Now that their long war was over, they could get on with the proper concern of all civilised nations, which is to prepare for the next one (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Winners never talk about glorious victories. Thats because they’re the ones who see what the battle field looks like afterwards. Its only the losers who have glorious victories (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
He never pays attention, he always knows the answer, and he can never tell you how he knows. We can’t keep thrashing him. He is a bad example to the other pupils. There’s no educating a smart boy (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What’s up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don’t think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who’s been pinching my beer? (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The baby boomers are getting older, and will stay older for longer. And they will run right into the dementia firing range. How will a society cope? Especially a society that can’t so readily rely on those stable family relationships that traditionally provided the backbone of care? (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, the stars drilled down out of the sky, reminding any thoughtful watcher that it is in the deserts and high places that religions are generated. When men see nothing but bottomless infinity over their heads they have always had a driving and desperate urge to find someone to put in the way (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror. The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad (Terry Pratchett Quotes)