Advertisements
Terry Pratchett Quotes
Advertisements
Advertisements
Advertisements
Advertisements
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
Friendship Quotes
Love Quotes
Life Quotes
Funny Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Advertisements
Text Quotes
Your average witch is not, by nature, a social animal.... The natural size of a coven is one. Witches only get together when they can’t avoid it. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It’s useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
We have been so successful in the past century at the art of living longer and staying alive that we have forgotten how to die. Too often we learn the hard way. As soon as the baby boomers pass pensionable age, their lesson will be harsher still. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Christ managed to boil down an awful lot of commandments to a few very simple rules for living. It’s when you go backwards through the ‘begats’ and the Garden of Eden, and you start thinking, ‘Hang on, that’s a big punishment for eating one lousy apple... There’s a human-rights issue.’ (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Good or bad, do it as you. Too many lies and there’s no truth to go back to. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Granny knew all about bad fortune-telling. It was harder than the real thing. You needed a good imagination. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I can’t stand any music that requires its singers to be so dumb they wear their baseball caps backwards. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
They can ta’k our lives but they can never ta’k our freedom!’ Now there’s a battle cry not designed by a clear thinker (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It as true that normal people couldn’t hear Gaspode speak, because dogs don’t speak. It’s a well know fact. ... Besides, almost all dogs don’t talk. Ones that do are merely a statistical error, and can therefore be ignored. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
By the time you’ve reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that is at least the beginning of wisdom. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I keep vaguely wondering what Macs are like, but the ones I’ve seen spend too much time being friendly. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Assassins did have a certain code, after all. It was dishonorable to kill someone if you weren’t being paid. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
This time it had been magic. And it didn’t stop being magic just because you found out how it was done. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
NAUGHTY AND NICE? said Death. BUT IT’S EASY TO BE NICE IF YOU’RE RICH. IS THIS FAIR?Albert wanted to argue. He wanted to say, Really? In that case, how come so many of the rich buggers is bastards? And being poor don’t mean being naughty, neither. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
There are, almost by definition, an unlimited number of Hells - potentially at least a personal one for every living sapient being. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
That’s the most terrible thing about being an author - standing there at your mother’s funeral, but you don’t switch the author off. So your own innermost thoughts are grist for the mill. Who was it said - one of the famous lady novelists - ‘unhappy is the family that contains an author’? (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I don’t believe in the war God of the Israelites. He’s a bogeyman. Jesus preached the golden rule, by and large. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.So we can believe the big ones?YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I think the best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I’ve got Alzheimer’s (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It is possible to live well with dementia and write best-sellers ‘like wot I do (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Young adults that actually read are reading bodice rippers and best-sellers and me. And Horror. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
They want dancing girls! They want thrills! They want elephants! They want people falling off roofs! They want dreams! The world is full of little people with big dreams! (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
The public thinks big, sensible, measured thoughts while people run around doing silly things (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
It is a mistake trying to cheer up camels. You may as well drop meringues into a black hole. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Creatures which, lacking mankind’s superior brain power, did not concern themselves with finding someone to blame, and instead tried to find someone to eat. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
Silverfish looked down.Oh. Are you a dwarf?Cuddy gave him a blank stare.Are you a giant? He said.Me? Of course not!Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)
I stroll along, talk, I sign books, people buy me drinks, I forget where my hotel is, I get lost and fall into some local body of water... done it hundreds of times. (Terry Pratchett Quotes)