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A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are  (Stand-Up Comic Quotes) Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don’t believe me when I tell them. That’s how I saw myself, in comedy  (Stand-Up Comic Quotes) I don’t see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I’m very aware that I don’t like to disrespect people too much  (Stand-Up Comic Quotes) Look, you know, you can’t please everybody. I’m a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn’t matter how funny you are and how well you do, there’s two people that are going to walk out of there hating you  (Stand-Up Comic Quotes) A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, I don’t know what they think  (Stand-Up Comic Quotes) I don’t make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you’re a good comedian, you’re never going to be able to play Hamlet properly  (Stand-Up Comic Quotes) I’m a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it’s what I’ve been doing and it’s what I’m going to keep doing  (Stand-Up Comic Quotes) I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that’s pretty much what I’m doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies  (Stand-Up Comic Quotes)