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The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn’t care about tiny blue people (Smurf Quotes)
My dad does tons of voiceovers; he was Duke in ‘G.I. Joe’ and ‘Transformers’ and Handy, Lazy, and Grouchy Smurf, so I grew up with the best bed time stories ever. (Smurf Quotes)
Dead bodies do get a grayish blue/purple hue because blood pools in the capillaries and the body starts to decompose. It’s not smurf blue, but it’s not a pleasant shade. (Smurf Quotes)
The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn’t care about tiny blue people. (Smurf Quotes)
For what it’s worth, I’ve been a hip-hopper from birth. Try to disrespect, and get your ass played up like a Smurf. (Smurf Quotes)