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Slap Quotes

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once Picture Quote #1

I did not slap you, I high fived your face Picture Quote #1

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success Picture Quote #1

The day I get too big for myself, my mum will slap me down! Picture Quote #1

I dream about a world where it is totally acceptable to slap stupid people Picture Quote #1

I’m too tired to slap you, Bash your face against my palm, would ya? Picture Quote #1

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I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her Picture Quote #1

Slap some keys on her and we’ll have a piano Picture Quote #1

Next time I want to do something nice, slap me Picture Quote #1

If I wanted your opinion, I’d slap it outta ya Picture Quote #1

Smooth white skin invites something that will leave a trace, a kiss or a slap Picture Quote #1

Sin thrives in the dungeon, but slap it on the table for all to see, and it withers rather quickly Picture Quote #1

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I hate “two-faced” people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first Picture Quote #1

I want to slap on you, but I don’t want a slut on my hand! Picture Quote #1

My mom can still slap me silly and my dad still threatens to ground me Picture Quote #1

Ignoring a question is more painful than a slap Picture Quote #1

If you must strike a man from behind, slap hi on the back Picture Quote #1

Characterization is not divorced from plot, not a coat of paint you slap on after the structure of events is already built. Rather characterization is inseparable from plot Picture Quote #1

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I’m ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands Picture Quote #1

It’s not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then Picture Quote #1

I don’t fear stopping a 100 mph slap shot. I fear not stopping it! Picture Quote #1

Never slap a man who chews tobacco Picture Quote #1

The critics slap labels on you and then expect you to talk inside their terms Picture Quote #1

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke Picture Quote #1

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The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it’s not illegal to be an asshole, but it’s illegal to slap one Picture Quote #1

Man has slapped nature in the face. If you slap it, it will slap you back Picture Quote #1

I’m probably my biggest critic. I worry that if you spend any quality time reveling in good things then karma will slap you upside the head, so I try to stay as even keel as I’m able Picture Quote #1

I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that’s already done. It’s dress up for your hair! Picture Quote #1

When someone says expect the unexpected, slap them and say I bet you didn't expect that! Picture Quote #1

I`ve had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me. I learned my lesson Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once (Slap Quotes) I did not slap you, I high fived your face (Slap Quotes) The biggest slap to your enemies is your success (Slap Quotes) The day I get too big for myself, my mum will slap me down! (Slap Quotes) I dream about a world where it is totally acceptable to slap stupid people (Slap Quotes) I’m too tired to slap you, Bash your face against my palm, would ya? (Slap Quotes) I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her (Slap Quotes) Slap some keys on her and we’ll have a piano (Slap Quotes) Next time I want to do something nice, slap me (Slap Quotes) If I wanted your opinion, I’d slap it outta ya (Slap Quotes) Smooth white skin invites something that will leave a trace, a kiss or a slap (Slap Quotes) Sin thrives in the dungeon, but slap it on the table for all to see, and it withers rather quickly (Slap Quotes) I hate “two-faced” people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first (Slap Quotes) I want to slap on you, but I don’t want a slut on my hand! (Slap Quotes) My mom can still slap me silly and my dad still threatens to ground me (Slap Quotes) Ignoring a question is more painful than a slap (Slap Quotes) If you must strike a man from behind, slap hi on the back (Slap Quotes) Characterization is not divorced from plot, not a coat of paint you slap on after the structure of events is already built. Rather characterization is inseparable from plot (Slap Quotes) I’m ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands (Slap Quotes) It’s not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then (Slap Quotes) I don’t fear stopping a 100 mph slap shot. I fear not stopping it! (Slap Quotes) Never slap a man who chews tobacco (Slap Quotes) The critics slap labels on you and then expect you to talk inside their terms (Slap Quotes) You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke (Slap Quotes) The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it’s not illegal to be an asshole, but it’s illegal to slap one (Slap Quotes) Man has slapped nature in the face. If you slap it, it will slap you back (Slap Quotes) I’m probably my biggest critic. I worry that if you spend any quality time reveling in good things then karma will slap you upside the head, so I try to stay as even keel as I’m able (Slap Quotes) I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that’s already done. It’s dress up for your hair! (Slap Quotes) When someone says expect the unexpected, slap them and say I bet you didn't expect that! (Slap Quotes) I`ve had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me. I learned my lesson (Slap Quotes)

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