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Shower Quotes

I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It’s good time management Picture Quote #1

I can’t help but care about the rights of the people I used to shower with Picture Quote #1

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower Picture Quote #1

The people have the power to redeem the work of fools. Upon the meek the graces shower, it’s decreed the people rule Picture Quote #1

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin Picture Quote #1

How oft a summer shower has started me; to seek the shelter of a hollow tree Picture Quote #1

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A small part of her secretly hoped she caught him in bed. But that really was a very small part. The bigger part hoped he was in the shower Picture Quote #1

I didn’t wash today. I wasn’t dirty. If I’m not dirty, I don’t wash. Some weeks I don’t have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush Picture Quote #1

I don’t think people need to know what colour socks I’m wearing today; I don’t think people need to know what shower gel I’m using. There’s too much information in the world, and there’s no magic or mystery anymore Picture Quote #1

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You’ll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you’ll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press’ll think you’re colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob Picture Quote #1

Marmalade in the morning has the same effect on taste buds that a cold shower has on the body Picture Quote #1

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I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It’s good time management (Shower Quotes) I can’t help but care about the rights of the people I used to shower with (Shower Quotes) I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower (Shower Quotes) The people have the power to redeem the work of fools. Upon the meek the graces shower, it’s decreed the people rule (Shower Quotes) I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin (Shower Quotes) How oft a summer shower has started me; to seek the shelter of a hollow tree (Shower Quotes) A small part of her secretly hoped she caught him in bed. But that really was a very small part. The bigger part hoped he was in the shower (Shower Quotes) I didn’t wash today. I wasn’t dirty. If I’m not dirty, I don’t wash. Some weeks I don’t have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush (Shower Quotes) I don’t think people need to know what colour socks I’m wearing today; I don’t think people need to know what shower gel I’m using. There’s too much information in the world, and there’s no magic or mystery anymore (Shower Quotes) Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You’ll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you’ll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press’ll think you’re colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob (Shower Quotes) Marmalade in the morning has the same effect on taste buds that a cold shower has on the body (Shower Quotes)

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