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Shave Quotes

I need to shave Picture Quote #1

Nope, don't need a shave yet, my leg hair is barely noticable Picture Quote #1

If men saw the crazy positions women get into to shave our legs, they would demand kinkier sex Picture Quote #1

I shave my head and shape my beard myself Picture Quote #1

People shave their heads all the time Picture Quote #1

Getting older means you don’t have to shave your legs anymore Picture Quote #1

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He who knows how to shave the razor, will know how to erase the eraser Picture Quote #1

It takes practice to shave the skin off the light Picture Quote #1

It’s not a date. I bought my own drink and I didn’t shave my legs Picture Quote #1

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator Picture Quote #1

I don’t wear ties to work. And I don’t shave Picture Quote #1

If I shave, I don’t have a chin anymore Picture Quote #1

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I don’t shave when I’m not working Picture Quote #1

I didn’t even know how to shave at 15 Picture Quote #1

How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message? Picture Quote #1

You can’t grow a beard if you shave Picture Quote #1

It’s amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do Picture Quote #1

I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap Picture Quote #1

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You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn’t bother me Picture Quote #1

I shave without using shaving cream Picture Quote #1

A good lather is half the shave Picture Quote #1

Then the children went to bed, or at least went upstairs, and the men joined the women for a cigarette on the porch, absently picking ticks engorged like grapes off the sleeping dogs. And when the men kissed the women good night, and their weekend whiskers scratched the women’s cheeks, the women did not think shave, they thought stay Picture Quote #1

When in times of turmoil and breakup, do not cut or shave your head, because it will never end well Picture Quote #1

I shave my body in all kinds of ways, wear tons of eyeliner and dye my hair pink Picture Quote #1

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I look thuggish when I shave my head and wear big boots. I walk into a newsagent and people think I'm going to jump the counter Picture Quote #1

If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog Picture Quote #1

I shave my face like a car. I speed through car washes, but I brake for love Picture Quote #1

I found out I got ringworm from Felix. If it gets in my head, they will have to shave off my hair. I'll be bald just like Eisenhower, and I am a Democrat Picture Quote #1

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I need to shave (Shave Quotes) Nope, don't need a shave yet, my leg hair is barely noticable (Shave Quotes) If men saw the crazy positions women get into to shave our legs, they would demand kinkier sex (Shave Quotes) I shave my head and shape my beard myself (Shave Quotes) People shave their heads all the time (Shave Quotes) Getting older means you don’t have to shave your legs anymore (Shave Quotes) He who knows how to shave the razor, will know how to erase the eraser (Shave Quotes) It takes practice to shave the skin off the light (Shave Quotes) It’s not a date. I bought my own drink and I didn’t shave my legs (Shave Quotes) Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator (Shave Quotes) I don’t wear ties to work. And I don’t shave (Shave Quotes) If I shave, I don’t have a chin anymore (Shave Quotes) I don’t shave when I’m not working (Shave Quotes) I didn’t even know how to shave at 15 (Shave Quotes) How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message? (Shave Quotes) You can’t grow a beard if you shave (Shave Quotes) It’s amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do (Shave Quotes) I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap (Shave Quotes) You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn’t bother me (Shave Quotes) I shave without using shaving cream (Shave Quotes) A good lather is half the shave (Shave Quotes) Then the children went to bed, or at least went upstairs, and the men joined the women for a cigarette on the porch, absently picking ticks engorged like grapes off the sleeping dogs. And when the men kissed the women good night, and their weekend whiskers scratched the women’s cheeks, the women did not think shave, they thought stay (Shave Quotes) When in times of turmoil and breakup, do not cut or shave your head, because it will never end well (Shave Quotes) I shave my body in all kinds of ways, wear tons of eyeliner and dye my hair pink (Shave Quotes) I look thuggish when I shave my head and wear big boots. I walk into a newsagent and people think I'm going to jump the counter (Shave Quotes) If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog (Shave Quotes) I shave my face like a car. I speed through car washes, but I brake for love. (Shave Quotes) I found out I got ringworm from Felix. If it gets in my head, they will have to shave off my hair. I'll be bald just like Eisenhower, and I am a Democrat (Shave Quotes)