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Screwed Quotes

In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn’t tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California Picture Quote #1

I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It’s not loose at all Picture Quote #1

When I die, if the word ‘thong’ appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I’ve screwed up Picture Quote #1

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don’t ask me to Picture Quote #1

We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times... It’s a really freeing process when you’re not hitting the jokes too hard Picture Quote #1

I’m old and crazy, but I still give a damn. And I still think the boys got screwed over in Vietnam Picture Quote #1

Everybody’s a bit screwed up, you know. You can take it as symptoms of a disorder, or you can take it as personality. Me, I’d rather think it as parts of personality Picture Quote #1

Until we as a gender refuse to wear any shoe that would be uncomfortable to walk a mile in, we’re perfectly screwed Picture Quote #1

We lit the whole world up before we blew it up. I still don’t know just how we screwed it up Picture Quote #1

You might have ruined my past, screwed up my present. But there’s no way you’re going to touch my future Picture Quote #1

That awkward moment during a test and you don’t know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you’re screwed Picture Quote #1

I’ve made a mistake, decisions I didn’t want to make. I screwed things up for you and me. Please give me one more chance to make you happy Picture Quote #1

I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. No health insurance, so if something happened I was screwed. I was lucky my parents had money and my brother was willing to support me for a long time. Once I started doing standup, I had an income, and that was amazing to me Picture Quote #1

We, in America, are so screwed up when it comes to sex. That’s all we can see Picture Quote #1

I don’t write about anything I don’t love even if that love sometimes gets all screwed up and tormented Picture Quote #1

I love Dr. Evil [from Austin Powers] as a walking, talking, narcissistic manifestation of everything screwed up about human existence - his desire to take over the world, and have the world reflect his own power lust Picture Quote #1

I’m aggressive, quite frankly, because Staten Island gets screwed all the time. And if I’m not aggressive, then I won’t be successful. That’s not being a bad boy. That’s doing my job Picture Quote #1

I got screwed over in some bad business deals, but as long as I focused on those past problems, I couldn’t move forward. I had to let all of that go and forgive everyone and everything first Picture Quote #1

I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I’ve got good friends around me, good family. I think I’ve got my head screwed on Picture Quote #1

I think we’re seriously screwed when the men with guns decided to help the bad guys Picture Quote #1

I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we are sober, when we screw up it’s for real Picture Quote #1

I’ve been barbecued, stewed, screwed, tattooed, and fried by people claiming to be my friends. The human race has gone backward, not forward, since the days we were apes swinging through the trees Picture Quote #1

I love being from a screwed up family. We have everything in my family: prescription drug abuse, mental illness, one of my uncles is a Mormon Picture Quote #1

I think as an actor you have to be open to your emotions - that’s how you tap into other characters. Besides, by being so open I’ve come to terms with how screwed I am! Picture Quote #1

It’s great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so screwed up as it is, we’ve all got to relax a bit more Picture Quote #1

I graduated in 1989, and I’d focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed Picture Quote #1

Always take earplugs and an eye mask. It doesn’t matter where you are. Even if you’re in the best hotel, if there’s road works outside, then you’re screwed. So I take earplugs and an eye mask with me wherever I go Picture Quote #1

We’re all flawed, but basically, effective managers are people whose flaws are not fatal under the circumstances. Maybe the best managers are simply ordinary, healthy people who aren’t too screwed up Picture Quote #1

I got you a present.Did you?It’s a book of poetry--romancy stuff. I thought, ‘How schmaltzy is that,’ so it seemed like the thing. Then I screwed up and left it in my desk at work Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if child actors are necessarily more screwed up than most people Picture Quote #1

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In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn’t tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California (Screwed Quotes) I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It’s not loose at all (Screwed Quotes) When I die, if the word ‘thong’ appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I’ve screwed up (Screwed Quotes) Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don’t ask me to (Screwed Quotes) We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times... It’s a really freeing process when you’re not hitting the jokes too hard (Screwed Quotes) I’m old and crazy, but I still give a damn. And I still think the boys got screwed over in Vietnam (Screwed Quotes) Everybody’s a bit screwed up, you know. You can take it as symptoms of a disorder, or you can take it as personality. Me, I’d rather think it as parts of personality (Screwed Quotes) Until we as a gender refuse to wear any shoe that would be uncomfortable to walk a mile in, we’re perfectly screwed (Screwed Quotes) We lit the whole world up before we blew it up. I still don’t know just how we screwed it up (Screwed Quotes) You might have ruined my past, screwed up my present. But there’s no way you’re going to touch my future (Screwed Quotes) That awkward moment during a test and you don’t know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you’re screwed (Screwed Quotes) I’ve made a mistake, decisions I didn’t want to make. I screwed things up for you and me. Please give me one more chance to make you happy (Screwed Quotes) I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. No health insurance, so if something happened I was screwed. I was lucky my parents had money and my brother was willing to support me for a long time. Once I started doing standup, I had an income, and that was amazing to me (Screwed Quotes) We, in America, are so screwed up when it comes to sex. That’s all we can see (Screwed Quotes) I don’t write about anything I don’t love even if that love sometimes gets all screwed up and tormented. (Screwed Quotes) I love Dr. Evil [from Austin Powers] as a walking, talking, narcissistic manifestation of everything screwed up about human existence - his desire to take over the world, and have the world reflect his own power lust. (Screwed Quotes) I’m aggressive, quite frankly, because Staten Island gets screwed all the time. And if I’m not aggressive, then I won’t be successful. That’s not being a bad boy. That’s doing my job. (Screwed Quotes) I got screwed over in some bad business deals, but as long as I focused on those past problems, I couldn’t move forward. I had to let all of that go and forgive everyone and everything first. (Screwed Quotes) I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I’ve got good friends around me, good family. I think I’ve got my head screwed on. (Screwed Quotes) I think we’re seriously screwed when the men with guns decided to help the bad guys (Screwed Quotes) I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we are sober, when we screw up it’s for real. (Screwed Quotes) I’ve been barbecued, stewed, screwed, tattooed, and fried by people claiming to be my friends. The human race has gone backward, not forward, since the days we were apes swinging through the trees. (Screwed Quotes) I love being from a screwed up family. We have everything in my family: prescription drug abuse, mental illness, one of my uncles is a Mormon. (Screwed Quotes) I think as an actor you have to be open to your emotions - that’s how you tap into other characters. Besides, by being so open I’ve come to terms with how screwed I am! (Screwed Quotes) It’s great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so screwed up as it is, we’ve all got to relax a bit more. (Screwed Quotes) I graduated in 1989, and I’d focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed. (Screwed Quotes) Always take earplugs and an eye mask. It doesn’t matter where you are. Even if you’re in the best hotel, if there’s road works outside, then you’re screwed. So I take earplugs and an eye mask with me wherever I go. (Screwed Quotes) We’re all flawed, but basically, effective managers are people whose flaws are not fatal under the circumstances. Maybe the best managers are simply ordinary, healthy people who aren’t too screwed up. (Screwed Quotes) I got you a present.Did you?It’s a book of poetry--romancy stuff. I thought, ‘How schmaltzy is that,’ so it seemed like the thing. Then I screwed up and left it in my desk at work (Screwed Quotes) I don’t know if child actors are necessarily more screwed up than most people (Screwed Quotes)

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