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Screw Quotes

Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised Picture Quote #1

The biggest complaint from people wanting to start a business is, I don’t have capital. Banks aren’t lending but if they were, it would give you a greater opportunity to screw things up. So it will help you be creative and spend less. If you have a proven business plan, share with friends and family Picture Quote #1

People just expect you to show up, be a cartoon character of yourself, take your money and go home. But don’t screw up to the point where you’re gonna be out of the picture Picture Quote #1

The writing is the most important bit, and performing it is just closing the circle because I’m less likely to screw it up than anyone else Picture Quote #1

I’m one of those people who can’t watch themselves do anything. I could never watch myself wrestle. I’ve probably watched a handful of my matches. I never could watch myself. Even when I played college basketball, I hated film days... ‘Oh God, I’m gonna watch myself screw up.’ I’m just one of those people who can’t watch their work Picture Quote #1

Bloody Hammer is a screw capitalism song about college kids banging hammers on top of the roof Picture Quote #1

I think musical theater fans - obsessive fans - are very much like Comic Con fans in our personalities. We’re very possessive, and we’re very obsessive, and we’re very critical. So don’t screw with our stuff Picture Quote #1

Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter Picture Quote #1

Marriage is a very complicated machine. When it breaks down, you can’t fix it with one screw Picture Quote #1

If you are a superstar, or whatever you want to call yourself, a person who’s had outrageous success, and you decide to go indie and tell the record companies to screw themselves? That takes a certain amount of courage. And bullheadedness, really Picture Quote #1

I love that as a theme for women: Stop standing by! You’ve got to make stuff happen! You’ve got to create your own world because if you let other people do it, they’re going to just screw you Picture Quote #1

When you work with web design companies in San Francisco, you end up with a bunch of twenty-somethings who have their own cultural peculiarities, including obscurity for its own sake. You give those guys a website for a banking institution and they screw it up, because they are designing for themselves Picture Quote #1

Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one! Picture Quote #1

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow Picture Quote #1

You’re human. You’ll screw up. Denying that is crazy. Forgiving yourself has all the benefits of self-esteem without making you a narcissist that’s out of touch with reality Picture Quote #1

If you’re not playing a big enough game, you’ll screw up the game you’re playing just to give yourself something to do Picture Quote #1

I’ve had boyfriends complain, Wait, you don’t want to see me? No, I don’t. I just want to hang out by myself. So screw off Picture Quote #1

I am pragmatic. That which works, works, and theory can go screw itself. However, my pragmatism also extends to maintainability, which is why I also want it done well Picture Quote #1

The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt Picture Quote #1

Certain people just go home and veg out, certain people go travel the world and certain people are like, Screw this, I’m going to work the entire time Picture Quote #1

We all assume that if you’re weak and poor, you’re never going to win. In fact, the real world is full of examples where the exact opposite happens, where the weak win and the strong screw up Picture Quote #1

At first blush, it seems odd that loser lit books are rejected initially, then go on to be fiercely loved by legions of readers. This apparent contradiction might be due to the fact that if they didn’t screw up their lives, most losers would be the kind of power-elite, Type A go-getters whom readers love to hate Picture Quote #1

Every time you start a company - and I’ve started five or six - you have the opportunity to screw up in whole new ways Picture Quote #1

When you’re doing a film, you’re on a set and you have retakes and you have time to get it right. And on ‘SNL’ it’s just go, go, go. If you can’t read the cue cards or miss your mark, you’re just left to sort of screw up. So there’s a lot more pressure doing a live TV show Picture Quote #1

People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn’t fitting in with the other moms at my kids’ school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don’t get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life! Picture Quote #1

I’m not funny in person. I mean I’m really not. I’m one of those people who always screw up anecdotes Picture Quote #1

Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you’re not careful Picture Quote #1

This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this and get away with it, hey that’s great. But it’s very predictable. There’s so many ways you can screw it up Picture Quote #1

Don’t wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who is tempted to wear bacon cologne, it’s not like you could get laid any less Picture Quote #1

I’d rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body Picture Quote #1

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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised. (Screw Quotes) The biggest complaint from people wanting to start a business is, I don’t have capital. Banks aren’t lending but if they were, it would give you a greater opportunity to screw things up. So it will help you be creative and spend less. If you have a proven business plan, share with friends and family. (Screw Quotes) People just expect you to show up, be a cartoon character of yourself, take your money and go home. But don’t screw up to the point where you’re gonna be out of the picture. (Screw Quotes) The writing is the most important bit, and performing it is just closing the circle because I’m less likely to screw it up than anyone else. (Screw Quotes) I’m one of those people who can’t watch themselves do anything. I could never watch myself wrestle. I’ve probably watched a handful of my matches. I never could watch myself. Even when I played college basketball, I hated film days... ‘Oh God, I’m gonna watch myself screw up.’ I’m just one of those people who can’t watch their work. (Screw Quotes) Bloody Hammer is a screw capitalism song about college kids banging hammers on top of the roof (Screw Quotes) I think musical theater fans - obsessive fans - are very much like Comic Con fans in our personalities. We’re very possessive, and we’re very obsessive, and we’re very critical. So don’t screw with our stuff. (Screw Quotes) Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter. (Screw Quotes) Marriage is a very complicated machine. When it breaks down, you can’t fix it with one screw. (Screw Quotes) If you are a superstar, or whatever you want to call yourself, a person who’s had outrageous success, and you decide to go indie and tell the record companies to screw themselves? That takes a certain amount of courage. And bullheadedness, really. (Screw Quotes) I love that as a theme for women: Stop standing by! You’ve got to make stuff happen! You’ve got to create your own world because if you let other people do it, they’re going to just screw you. (Screw Quotes) When you work with web design companies in San Francisco, you end up with a bunch of twenty-somethings who have their own cultural peculiarities, including obscurity for its own sake. You give those guys a website for a banking institution and they screw it up, because they are designing for themselves. (Screw Quotes) Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one! (Screw Quotes) Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow. (Screw Quotes) You’re human. You’ll screw up. Denying that is crazy. Forgiving yourself has all the benefits of self-esteem without making you a narcissist that’s out of touch with reality. (Screw Quotes) If you’re not playing a big enough game, you’ll screw up the game you’re playing just to give yourself something to do. (Screw Quotes) I’ve had boyfriends complain, Wait, you don’t want to see me? No, I don’t. I just want to hang out by myself. So screw off. (Screw Quotes) I am pragmatic. That which works, works, and theory can go screw itself. However, my pragmatism also extends to maintainability, which is why I also want it done well. (Screw Quotes) The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt (Screw Quotes) Certain people just go home and veg out, certain people go travel the world and certain people are like, Screw this, I’m going to work the entire time. (Screw Quotes) We all assume that if you’re weak and poor, you’re never going to win. In fact, the real world is full of examples where the exact opposite happens, where the weak win and the strong screw up. (Screw Quotes) At first blush, it seems odd that loser lit books are rejected initially, then go on to be fiercely loved by legions of readers. This apparent contradiction might be due to the fact that if they didn’t screw up their lives, most losers would be the kind of power-elite, Type A go-getters whom readers love to hate. (Screw Quotes) Every time you start a company - and I’ve started five or six - you have the opportunity to screw up in whole new ways. (Screw Quotes) When you’re doing a film, you’re on a set and you have retakes and you have time to get it right. And on ‘SNL’ it’s just go, go, go. If you can’t read the cue cards or miss your mark, you’re just left to sort of screw up. So there’s a lot more pressure doing a live TV show. (Screw Quotes) People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn’t fitting in with the other moms at my kids’ school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don’t get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life! (Screw Quotes) I’m not funny in person. I mean I’m really not. I’m one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. (Screw Quotes) Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you’re not careful. (Screw Quotes) This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this and get away with it, hey that’s great. But it’s very predictable. There’s so many ways you can screw it up. (Screw Quotes) Don’t wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who is tempted to wear bacon cologne, it’s not like you could get laid any less. (Screw Quotes) I’d rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body (Screw Quotes)

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