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It’s gross. We use real brains. I think they’re lamb or cow or something. Intestines smell. Brains don’t really smell, but what’s amazing about the brain is that it’s almost like scrambled eggs or soft tofu, almost like a gel. The brain controls so much of what we do, but you could put your finger right through it Picture Quote #1

When I step into the kitchen in the morning, I go for the scrambled eggs with pine nuts and minced lamb. When I finish at night, it is hard to resist the burger Picture Quote #1

But for the time being, I’ve only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs Picture Quote #1

Put all your eggs in one basket... the handle’s going to break. Then all you’ve got is scrambled eggs Picture Quote #1

Then they scrambled through the window and into the darkness, determined to turn themselves into what they were not Picture Quote #1

It’s embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings Picture Quote #1

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Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a bun. Damn, it’s gonna take a while. I don’t have time. Scrambled! Picture Quote #1

My culinary skills are terrible. I can’t even make toast taste good. I do make scrambled eggs for myself sometimes but I wouldn’t even inflict that on anyone else Picture Quote #1

As a boy, I used to marvel that the letters in a closed book did not get scrambled and lost overnight Picture Quote #1

The sun would come up over the ocean, and we’d be eating scrambled eggs before we shot some stuff. It was a vacation in the sense that it was the best working conditions Picture Quote #1

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It’s gross. We use real brains. I think they’re lamb or cow or something. Intestines smell. Brains don’t really smell, but what’s amazing about the brain is that it’s almost like scrambled eggs or soft tofu, almost like a gel. The brain controls so much of what we do, but you could put your finger right through it (Scrambled Quotes) When I step into the kitchen in the morning, I go for the scrambled eggs with pine nuts and minced lamb. When I finish at night, it is hard to resist the burger (Scrambled Quotes) But for the time being, I’ve only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs (Scrambled Quotes) Put all your eggs in one basket... the handle’s going to break. Then all you’ve got is scrambled eggs (Scrambled Quotes) Then they scrambled through the window and into the darkness, determined to turn themselves into what they were not (Scrambled Quotes) It’s embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings (Scrambled Quotes) Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a bun. Damn, it’s gonna take a while. I don’t have time. Scrambled! (Scrambled Quotes) My culinary skills are terrible. I can’t even make toast taste good. I do make scrambled eggs for myself sometimes but I wouldn’t even inflict that on anyone else (Scrambled Quotes) As a boy, I used to marvel that the letters in a closed book did not get scrambled and lost overnight (Scrambled Quotes) The sun would come up over the ocean, and we’d be eating scrambled eggs before we shot some stuff. It was a vacation in the sense that it was the best working conditions (Scrambled Quotes)

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