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I'm the reason Santa has a naughty list (Santa Quotes)
You're not the real Santa!! (Santa Quotes)
Dear Santa, I’m writing to tell you I’ve been naughty and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard (Santa Quotes)
OMG! Santa! I know him!! (Santa Quotes)
It’s ok, they will just think Santa ate them (Santa Quotes)
Santa. Expectation. Reality (Santa Quotes)
Well, if you’re Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year? Uhhhh ‘Happy Birthday’ of course! (Santa Quotes)
Santa... you got my letter!! (Santa Quotes)
Christmas. Somehow I don’t think Santa will be visiting me this year (Santa Quotes)
When this guy shows up at my door, it feels like this guy is at my door (Santa Quotes)
A Christian telling an atheist they’re going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they’re not getting any presents from Santa (Santa Quotes)
And when Santa squeezes his fat as down that chimney tonight... he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house (Santa Quotes)
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night... don’t worry. I told Santa I want YOU for Christmas (Santa Quotes)
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live (Santa Quotes)
Santa was a fake (Santa Quotes)
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year (Santa Quotes)
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good. (Santa Quotes)
You'll know I'm your Secret Santa if you don't get anything (Santa Quotes)
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus (Santa Quotes)
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa (Santa Quotes)
I live in a cabin in Santa Cruz (Santa Quotes)
Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara (Santa Quotes)
Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip (Santa Quotes)
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus (Santa Quotes)
Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus (Santa Quotes)
I’m the only one who still believes in Santa Claus! (Santa Quotes)
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year (Santa Quotes)
Toronto is already in the toils of Christmas, and from several windows the hollow Ho Ho! Of a mechanical Santa Claus may be heard. Children watch these creatures with hard, calculating eyes, wondering if the old man is really crazy, or only pretending to be, like Hamlet (Santa Quotes)
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph (Santa Quotes)
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it (Santa Quotes)