|

|

Advertisements

Sandra Bernhard Quotes

I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt Picture Quote #1

If you come home to a household of chaos and anger and fear, you’re not going to feel protected from the world Picture Quote #1

Smut, if it’s really smut, there’s nothing backing it up. It’s the easy way out Picture Quote #1

I can’t tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming Picture Quote #1

Morality is standing by your friends, standing by people when it’s not popular. It’s sacrificing things on a big international stage, and sometimes it’s sacrificing your basic comforts Picture Quote #1

Gay pride’s beautiful. If somebody needs to be expressing that, then it’s a positive thing Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

As a kid, I loved being loved, and still do. Who doesn’t love being loved? Picture Quote #1

I am still comfortable with my body, because I’m like, What’s not to be comfortable with? I mean, it’s just my nature Picture Quote #1

I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad’s wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, What do you want to be when you grow up? I said, A comedian. And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing Picture Quote #1

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren’t coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again Picture Quote #1

It’s depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material Picture Quote #1

Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can’t be. There are too many variables in life Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she’s very cool. She’s out there and she’s involved Picture Quote #1

Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It’s like the original drag queen’s holiday. It’s when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change Picture Quote #1

They want families to come to New York and go to the theater, so the theater is all geared toward family entertainment. It’s money, you know Picture Quote #1

New York has always been a sense of eclectic kind of freedom and expression on a lot of different levels Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been opposed to groups. I can’t believe the doctrine of group is going to work for every single person within the group Picture Quote #1

That disturbs people when they know they didn’t have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

I don’t like surgery. I don’t like elective surgery, I don’t like surgery that you have to have Picture Quote #1

Anything that has cynicism to it and that’s jaded is smutty Picture Quote #1

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in karma Picture Quote #1

I like the energy of live performance Picture Quote #1

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth Picture Quote #1

Lots of people think that bisexual means cowardly lesbian Picture Quote #1

I can’t tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming Picture Quote #1

That disturbs people when they know they didn’t have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams Picture Quote #1

I don’t consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes Picture Quote #1

I don’t like surgery. I don’t like elective surgery, I don’t like surgery that you have to have Picture Quote #1

1 2 3 4

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Advertisements

Text Quotes

I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) If you come home to a household of chaos and anger and fear, you’re not going to feel protected from the world. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) Smut, if it’s really smut, there’s nothing backing it up. It’s the easy way out. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) I can’t tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) Morality is standing by your friends, standing by people when it’s not popular. It’s sacrificing things on a big international stage, and sometimes it’s sacrificing your basic comforts. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) Gay pride’s beautiful. If somebody needs to be expressing that, then it’s a positive thing. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) As a kid, I loved being loved, and still do. Who doesn’t love being loved? (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) I am still comfortable with my body, because I’m like, What’s not to be comfortable with? I mean, it’s just my nature. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad’s wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, What do you want to be when you grow up? I said, A comedian. And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing... (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren’t coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) It’s depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can’t be. There are too many variables in life. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she’s very cool. She’s out there and she’s involved. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It’s like the original drag queen’s holiday. It’s when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) They want families to come to New York and go to the theater, so the theater is all geared toward family entertainment. It’s money, you know. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) New York has always been a sense of eclectic kind of freedom and expression on a lot of different levels. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) I’ve always been opposed to groups. I can’t believe the doctrine of group is going to work for every single person within the group. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) That disturbs people when they know they didn’t have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) I don’t like surgery. I don’t like elective surgery, I don’t like surgery that you have to have. (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) Anything that has cynicism to it and that’s jaded is smutty (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) I don’t believe in karma (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) I like the energy of live performance (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) Lots of people think that bisexual means cowardly lesbian (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) I can’t tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) That disturbs people when they know they didn’t have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) I don’t consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes (Sandra Bernhard Quotes) I don’t like surgery. I don’t like elective surgery, I don’t like surgery that you have to have (Sandra Bernhard Quotes)

1 2 3 4