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Sam Ewing Quotes

If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it’s probably worth it Picture Quote #1

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair Picture Quote #1

When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood Picture Quote #1

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect Picture Quote #1

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn’t the old home you missed but your childhood Picture Quote #1

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done Picture Quote #1

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We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit Picture Quote #1

It’s not the hours you put in your work that counts, it’s the work you put in the hours Picture Quote #1

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child Picture Quote #1

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she’d married a millionaire. You’re lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime Picture Quote #1

The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They’re always buying something we can’t afford Picture Quote #1

Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf Picture Quote #1

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The sight of home looks best after you’ve traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it Picture Quote #1

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you’re grown up, a credit card does it Picture Quote #1

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them Picture Quote #1

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in Picture Quote #1

Youth is when you think you’ll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you’ve lived so long Picture Quote #1

I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it’s still gross Picture Quote #1

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A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn’t have time to come in Picture Quote #1

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If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it’s probably worth it (Sam Ewing Quotes) Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair (Sam Ewing Quotes) When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood (Sam Ewing Quotes) The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect (Sam Ewing Quotes) When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn’t the old home you missed but your childhood (Sam Ewing Quotes) Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done (Sam Ewing Quotes) We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit (Sam Ewing Quotes) It’s not the hours you put in your work that counts, it’s the work you put in the hours (Sam Ewing Quotes) Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child (Sam Ewing Quotes) A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she’d married a millionaire. You’re lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime (Sam Ewing Quotes) The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They’re always buying something we can’t afford (Sam Ewing Quotes) Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf (Sam Ewing Quotes) The sight of home looks best after you’ve traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it (Sam Ewing Quotes) As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you’re grown up, a credit card does it (Sam Ewing Quotes) Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them (Sam Ewing Quotes) Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in (Sam Ewing Quotes) Youth is when you think you’ll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you’ve lived so long (Sam Ewing Quotes) I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it’s still gross (Sam Ewing Quotes) A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn’t have time to come in (Sam Ewing Quotes)

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