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S J Perelman Quotes
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We old roosters must be cautious. Don’t try to outwit your arteries. (S J Perelman Quotes)
I loathe writing. On the other hand I’m a great believer in money. (S J Perelman Quotes)
Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck (S J Perelman Quotes)
I’d horsewhip you if I had a horse (S J Perelman Quotes)
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century (S J Perelman Quotes)
The only solution is to plow everything under and live on pie (S J Perelman Quotes)
The day started off, as all mine do, at a snail’s pace (S J Perelman Quotes)
The main obligation is to amuse yourself (S J Perelman Quotes)
To err is human, to forgive supine (S J Perelman Quotes)
I loathe writing. On the other hand I’m a great believer in money (S J Perelman Quotes)
We old roosters must be cautious. Don’t try to outwit your arteries (S J Perelman Quotes)
There is such a thing as too much couth (S J Perelman Quotes)