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S J Perelman Quotes

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We old roosters must be cautious. Don’t try to outwit your arteries.  (S J Perelman Quotes) I loathe writing. On the other hand I’m a great believer in money.  (S J Perelman Quotes) Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck  (S J Perelman Quotes) I’d horsewhip you if I had a horse  (S J Perelman Quotes) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century  (S J Perelman Quotes) The only solution is to plow everything under and live on pie  (S J Perelman Quotes) The day started off, as all mine do, at a snail’s pace  (S J Perelman Quotes) The main obligation is to amuse yourself  (S J Perelman Quotes) To err is human, to forgive supine  (S J Perelman Quotes) I loathe writing. On the other hand I’m a great believer in money  (S J Perelman Quotes) We old roosters must be cautious. Don’t try to outwit your arteries  (S J Perelman Quotes) There is such a thing as too much couth  (S J Perelman Quotes)